BREAKING inside info on Obama's VP pick

[underpants]

I have NOT received a call yet.

Repeat NOT received a call.

Likewise no one has denied (officially or otherwise) that I am NOT on the short list


How about yourself? Whats your status?

This may be a very long weekend for me. Just like the NFL draft weekend. :grr::mad:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

1. I have been approached by both camps.

I'm weighing my options. Hope/new politics vs. more of the same. It's a tough call.

[underpants]

16. MODERATE!

:grr:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

42. sniff....that really hurts.

[Fresh_Start]

2. I know for a fact that I'm on the short list

5 ft 3 in qualifies me for almost everyones short list

[beezlebum]

9. i'm on the shorter list

5 ft 1/2 in, so i win.

obama/beezlebum 08

[grantcart]

3. my wife just called and wants me to put the clothes in the washer

[femmedem]

54. Someone named Heather just called me.

I wasn't home, but the message on the machine said she was calling about my credit card. There was nothing wrong with my account, she said. After that I hung up. I hope I didn't blow it. :cry:

Actually I'm just kicking this thread because one more R and it gets onto Greatest. And we could all use the laugh.

[Fovea]

4. Still waiting

But then again, I am from Kansas, and our Governor is in line ahead of me.

[xultar]

5. I've already been selected and I've accepted. BEEOTCHES!

[high density]

6. Clinton said I could have it for $20 million.

That is all.

[underpants]

Careful there

Turns out Bush has LOST wealth while being President. I know that seems almost impossible but hey that is why he is where he is today he makes the unthinkable happen.

[DAGDA56]

7. Nothing official, but they think I can deliver Florida...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

I received a call earlier today from an Obama delegate asking about my availability

...for dinner tomorrow evening. Needless to say I'm on pins and needles. :bounce:

[underpants]

13. That is a good sign

because if it was the other campaign they probably would have asked you to bring a covered dish (their broke you know)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

21. .

:spray:

No doubt they'd also ask if I could bring the paper cups and/or plastic cutlery too.

[Spazito]

8. There is something even MORE IMPORTANT in your OP and that is....

the traveling underpants are back!! I have missed them!!!

Edited to correct spelling error, damn traveling underpants made me do it!

[underpants]

:yourock: :headbang: :woohoo:

[LeftyMom]

10. My cats are up to something. Maybe one of them is being considered.

Probably Dora, the mouthy little shitstarter, but her catnip habit could be a problem in the square states.

[myrna minx]

11. I'm looking more toward being the Ambassador of

England or France. I *did* donate $50.00 to Obama's campaign, so I'm expecting a BIG return for my lobbying efforts. If I can't have either of those Ambassador assignments, I would take the National Security Advisor's role. If Condi could do it, so can I. She made it look so easy. :D

[dipsydoodle]

12. Only Hillary nose

[underpants]

19. It's a tough pick

"okay so the eyes are above the nose"

[dipsydoodle]

29. You are quite obviously far cleverer than me

when it comes to use of words. :toast:

[Kadie]

14. I had to turn them down.

Being VP would interfere with my DU time.

:shrug:

[underpants]

22. Those "man sized safes" that Dick is leaving will have to be filled

with SOMETHING

Good point I may need to keep that in mind.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

15. It's me, it's me!!!!

[Hippo_Tron]

17. They said I could totally have the job if wasn't 14 years too young for the minimum age

But I think I've got Secretary of State in the bag.

[stray cat]

18. I was contacted by both camps and refused - you can thank me if you end up VP

[underpants]

25. I bring a lot to the table

Born in Ohio
military service
Live in Virginia
outstanding post moves

[arewenotdemo]

47. You TALK a good game, underpants, but I WILL BE the one!

[underpants]

51. can go the distance

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/106



http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/115

[janx]

20. Hey, you're better at this than CNN ! n/t

[Barrymores Ghost]

23. I just got the call...

....and I quote:

"Hey, ASSHOLE. Your fucking dog's digging in my begonia beds...AGAIN."

[AtomicKitten]

24. I'm negotiating the perks.

Ponies for everyone!

[Parche]

26. I Heard Matcom Had To Turn Him Down

As he is getting married to TM.......:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[underpants]

30. Oh yeah

that's what is press people SAID!!! uh-huh

TM?

[Fire_brand]

27. I've interviewed with Mike Gravel

:(

[TahitiNut]

28. I was asked to be the VP by the Clinton campaign in December. I refused.

That's when it became very clear to me that she didn't know how to pick qualified people.

:dunce:

[rateyes]

31. I know who it is....

so, if you haven't received a call yet, you can safely assume it won't be you.

[AspenRose]

32. Maybe you should try for an ambassadorship instead.

I already have dibs on The Bahamas or Jamaica.

[underpants]

33. I will accept

France
Key West
Aruba
Belize
pretty much any place with a warm beach and ice
Monte Carlo

[Cooley Hurd]

34. I got an email earlier...

...something about penis enlargement. Really made my weekend!:woohoo:

No email from the Obama camp tho...:D

By the way - angry skivvies are back!:thumbsup:

[underpants]

35. .

:thumbsup:

[Elidor]

36. If Obama is very nice to me, I might let him be my VP

:D

[Rhiannon12866]

37. I'm a white woman, so I'm expecting to be on the "short list," too...

Just behind Hillary Clinton... :shrug: But I also come from a "blue state," so I'm not rating my chances that high...:-(

[AlCzervik]

38. I'm hoping for a nice blue ribbon panel chair to determine which cheese is the most delicious.

Behold the power of cheese! If that doesn't work i'm for the coveted "Presidential Ipod handler"

[AspenRose]

45. I bet Presidential Holiday Gingerbread House taste tester would be cool too

:9

[AlCzervik]

50. it might but i'm watching my carbs. edit to add, maybe we could have adjoining offices?

:o

[RichardRay]

39. I have been contacted by the Illuminati, and asked...

to become President by Acclamation. After that I'll pick my VP, and, I assure you, the Poster Known as Underpants is on the list. However, I have determined that being President would severely cut into my paragliding time, so I'm probably not going to do it.

The rest of you are on your own.

[anigbrowl]

40. I called to check, and I was told I'm on the short list. There's a special bus I was told to catch.

[progdog]

41. I'm glad

Your dancing undies are back.

[AlGore-08.com]

43. I thought you were holding out for Barbara Boxer's 2016 run: Boxer/Underpants '16!

Put me down for somebody else who's happy to see the angry underpants back.

[underpants]

48. that could really ride up on people

[AlGore-08.com]

53. Think of the celebrity endorsements! Mark Wahlberg, Antonia Sabato, Michael Jordan, Joe Namath...

The Fruit of the Loom guys could do your campaign theme song..

[Ganja Ninja]

44. I nominated I will not run.

If elected I will not serve.:patriot:

[femmedem]

46. My 2-lb. dwarf rabbit Yogi is on the really short list. He's got a lot in common with Obama!

He's black and white! He's got unity in his DNA! He's got big ears! He's all about change! (Changing the litterbox, anyway.) My only worry is that he'll be perceived as an elitist latte-drinking Prius-driving ultra-liberal effete Muslim-appeaser because I had him neutered.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

49. "If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve."

William Tecumseh Sherman speaks for me.

[IDemo]

52. I'm far too polarizing, sorry