Breaking: MSNBC to burn Olbermann's Special Comment chair. Public health reasons cited.

[Perry Logan]

In other news, MSNBC staff members have found most of the missing pieces of Mr. Olbermann's head.

"The big guy really should stick to baseball." a coworker noted.

[JVS]

1. Have they done the same to the pantsuit that Hillary soiled on the night of the WI primary?

[sniffa]

2. The dead-enders are out in force today

The memo must not have gone out till this morning.

[JVS]

3. Wow. You don't have Perry on ignore? I'm SHOCKED!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

20. my mistake, now rectified. Thanks for reminding me!

[CaptJasHook]

23. I just scanned his journal

Perry is so popular that in the dozen+ lame, unoriginal Obama hate posts he has, the greatest number of comments he ever had was 3. He sure has a wide audience.

Max Headroom only survived one season, let us wish the same for Perry.

[hfojvt]

39. yeah, but he has a cool icon

unlike some unoriginal people who just have the outlines of states.

I just scanned my journal and found 2-0-0-6-0-0-17 so I am hoping that number of comments is not directly proportional to the quality of writing.

[sniffa]

31. I used to

Took him off to alert. You know the drill. :D

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Oh, please.

It's breakfast time, OK?

:rofl: :rofl: :puke: :rofl: :rofl:

[greguganus]

48. Series! I'm getting sick just thinking how bad the smoke would smell from that burning pantsuit. n/t

[Perry Logan]

6. Yes. And to Obama's trousers after Kentucky.

[JVS]

12. Obama expected to lose Kentucky. I'm sure he was quite able to reach a toilet when the time came.

[SwampG8r]

50. i gt a bid in for that at ebay

[symbolman]

5. You aint fit to shine that man's shoes..

You offer nothing here, maybe you'll notice, much like Clinton, YOUR numbers going Down, as in fewer and fewer people posting to the shrill, Hill Shill bullshit you spread..

And POOF, there's one less..

To the ignore dungeon with you, a special pleasure I've been saving just for this moment..

For calling ASSASSINATION "Nothing much" you go Bye bye now..

[YWC08]

8. I agree. Time's up on the library computer, Perry.

[Perry Logan]

10. You know, I turned down the job of wiping Keith's spittle.

[Gore1FL]

60. It is good that you didn't take a job you didn't feelqualified for

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[CreekDog]

9. Props to Perry

not a single mention of Obama in his post. :applause: :rofl:

[Edgewater_Joe]

11. More Vile Whining From Amoral Hillbots

Truth hurts.

Again.

[Perry Logan]

14. Unfair. This is EXCELLENT whining.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

22. get lost, someone else wants the terminal.

and, welcome to my ignore list.

[Hope And Change]

13. Have a nice day Perry Logan.

[Perry Logan]

15. As the old saying goes, "You can take the jock out of the sports department..."

But you can't take the sports out of the jock department.

(Did I mess that up?)

[chascarrillo]

18. Elitist.

[Perry Logan]

28. Jock.

[DAGDA56]

16. Gee! That was so clever as a comment earlier this morning, it is

no wonder you thought it would be even better as an OP!

[Perry Logan]

17. If you can ever think of a good line, I'm sure you'll post it around.

[DAGDA56]

21. Too bad you blew your "good line" quota so early in the day. Your

ability to recycle is still admirable,

[Perry Logan]

27. Was that your first attempt? Ouch.

[billyoc]

19. Best. Whining. Ever.

:patriot:

[Perry Logan]

25. Thank you. I've learned from the best.

[CaptJasHook]

24. Took you all of 2 minutes to come up with this gem of Satire?

Fail.

[Lady-Damai]

26. How typical....

Attack anyone who tells the TRUTH about the GODDESS OF SHIT!

[Perry Logan]

29. Did you just say "Goddess of Shit" in all caps? Please--take a hit from the Hope Bong.

[Perry Logan]

30. Listening to an Olbermann Special Comment is like being forced to listen to a Mahler symphony.

You keep thinking, "Is this thing STILL GOING ON?"

[tledford]

43. Okay, NOW I understand. If you don't comprehend Mahler... nt

[Perry Logan]

32. But really, people. You can't possibly deny that Keith desperately needs an EDITOR.

May I suggest Hercules?

And, after last night, he obviously needs a therapist.

[thewiseguy]

37. Edit your fucking thread instead of having a conversation with yourself

[greguganus]

49. Lmao! Perry even has himself on ignore. n/t

[Perry Logan]

33. There's nothing wrong with Keith that a psychiatrist and a team of editors can't fix.

[AllentownJake]

35. Replying to yourself

So that you can kick your own thread...I'll give you a kick so everyone can see what an assclown you are.

[BlooInBloo]

34. Eeew. That's like the worst snark EVER.

[Perry Logan]

36. Which? The comment in this thread calling Hillary "The Goddess of Shit"?

[martymar64]

38. We'll miss you once Obama gets the Nom

[Perry Logan]

40. That would be most unfortunate for the party.

See my thread, "Earth calling Obamites: "GOP strategists mull McCain ‘blowout’":
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6114070&mesg_id=6114070

[martymar64]

41. Well you know voting McCain will guarantee you a Tombstone

If you choose McCain over the Democratic nominee, then you weren't a real Democrat to begin with. Just another Dixiecrat Freeper. And believe me, McCain will never let you marry your boyfriend.

[Perry Logan]

42. You cut me to the quick, sir.

[greguganus]

51. But can he still marry his sister? n/t

[mcctatas]

56. Self-promotion?

oh honestly....

[CreekDog]

44. 3 recommends

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

54. I just gave him #4...

as a gesture of unity with our friends from another planet;)

[Tarheel_Dem]

45. Pathetic. Which one are you?

:rofl: :rofl::rofl:

[Tarheel_Dem]

46. Thought I'd share this little gem with ya....have fun!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=6118154

[AtomicKitten]

47. hey, when's your next book burning?

[smiley_glad_hands]

52. Go vote for mcsame already. eom

[mcctatas]

53. Maybe you can get his time slot...

we could all use a little more twilight zone in our lives :crazy:

[gmudem]

55. Aww Keith hurt somebody's feelings

If you can't take the heat...

[Perry Logan]

57. Special Comment for Keith Olbermann

Special Comment for Keith Olbermann

Someone did a response to Keith Olbermann's freakout. It's like Keith, only better written:

Where is you outrage when Marc Rudov said, “You know what? The woman is not called a B-word because she’s assertive and aggressive; she’s called a B-word because she acts like one,” and “Men are depressed, and it’s their own fault, because men are allowing women to take over the world.” How about he says when asked about the downside of having a female president, “You mean besides the PMS and the mood swings, right?”

Where is your outrage when CNN’s Alex Castellanos asserted, “And some women, by the way, are named that and it’s accurate” or when he suggested that if Clinton were Sen. Barack Obama’s vice president, “I think Barack Obama would have to hire a food tester …”
Where is your outrage when Fox’s Mort Kondracke said “Well, this person says Hillary’s a vampire. She’s sucking the blood out of Barack Obama.”

Where is your outrage when NPR’s Ken Rudin stated, “et’s be honest here, Hillary Clinton is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. She’s going to keep coming back, and they’re not going to stop her.”

Where is your outrage when on MSNBC David Shuster presented Tucker Carlson with “a Hillary laughing pen” where the mouth moves and the pen makes a laughing noise. In response, Carlson stated: “I can’t tell you, David, how much I appreciate this. . . ”

http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/05/25/special-comment-for-keith-olbermann/#more-2706

[anonymous171]

58. lol sexism. I'm laughing because sexism makes me, as an Obama supporter, laugh.

According to you anyway. And why are you quoting Larry Johnson? He's a racist republican.

[Perry Logan]

59. You a name-caller.

Double-plus ungood.

[Forkboy]

61. You should try posting something that isn't flamebait. If you're smart enough, that is.

Which is highly in doubt.