A Hillarious take on the Hillary/RFK statement. If you want a really good laugh, read this.

[OregonBlue]

A Hypothetical Speech by Vice Presidential Candidate Clinton

Thank you for welcoming me here tonight. I know that we are all proud of Barack, who has risen from humble beginnings to such heights--great heights, perilous heights. As you may know, 30% of serious accidents occur from a height of 10 feet or above.

And so we now set out together on our journey--a journey of hope, a journey of change, and yes, a journey of great demands. For the Presidency places great demands on all of those who hold the office--we have seen how amazingly quickly it can age people in the poignant photographs of Franklin D. Roosevelt, who was succeeded by Harry S. Truman while still in office.

In this journey, we will put forward our shared goals--of expanded health coverage, against the unexpected and often fatal illnesses that can rob even those citizens that seem the healthiest of their ability to work, even of their lives.

Of protection against unexpected attack on our country, often aimed at those who are placed in the most critical positions to lead this nation. Of conservation of our precious energy resources, without which, even the most powerful of us can wind up stranded in a desert motorcade, without food, water, or wireless reception to contact others for help. Of greater support for culture and the arts--beginning with increased support for our very own Ford's Theatre here in Washington, DC.


for more go to....



Head of State

http://headofstate.blogspot.com/2008/05/vice-presidential-candidate-clinton.html

[TBF]

1. I can't wait for the SNL skit ...

[Howler]

2. LOL!!

HAHAHAHA!!! I just love satire!:rofl:

[godai]

3. No, we can't start joking about this.

There are a lot of 'jokes' about Hillary that could be written but her supporters would not find them at all funny. To go so far as joking about Sen. Obama's death is over the line.

[OregonBlue]

4. Did you read the piece? It is truly funny.It actually takes a lot of the sting out of

the whole matter. I too fear for Senator Obama but if we downplay the whole affair I think he is safer, not less safe.

[rurallib]

5. Gosh she seems pessimistic for her good friend, Barack.