[DKos] Freepology Today: Obama with a Turbine on his Head

[Yael]

Diary of The Red Pen http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/5/26/18045/2089/549/523208

Let's not say that the Freepers were idle on this holiday weekend. In fact, freeper kdun came up with a sure-win campaign ad for McCain. Here it is:

Ad Idea for the general election, but don't really know how to pass on the idea.

Have a picture of Hussain Obama on one side wearing the turbine(the turbine picture) and to the right of that have a picture of John Mccain as a younger man in his uniform or after he was freed. Have the pictures side by side and on top either of the following

1. "What part of this don't you understand" or

2. "The choice is clear"

A great ad idea that goes right to the core of peoples fears. How do I get this idea to the powers to be or can you just do it for me?

Sure, kdun I can whip that right up with the GIMP.



There's Obama with a GE LM2500 gas turbine on his head juxtaposed with John McCain shaking hands with a political criminal. Man... I don't know why we even bother running a candidate against an image like that.

Really, with the geniuses at Free Republic on our case we can't get away with anything. Just the other day, Freeper, FFranco spilled the beans on our secret plot:

I believe there is a good chance Obama is a sleeper like the Manchurian Candidate put in place to take office as president and establish a communistic Islamic republic in America by using the expanded wartime powers the President possesses to overthrow the US Constitution and establish Sharia Law.

Obama can’t be the only secret Muslim agent, for one thing, they couldn’t know which ones would be successful enough in American society. There must be many, many more in business, government (federal, state and local), the military, in all walks of society. When the time is right, they will be ready to act to turn the world’s most powerful nation into an Islamic Republic. Once that’s done, the rest of the world will be forced to follow and the Caliphate will be reestablished.

It's an interesting world FFranco inhabits where America is both so weak that a single "sleeper agent" can take the presidency and overturn our entire system of government and reshape our culture without any opposition, yet we are strong enough to force the rest of the world to do what we say (we can't even get two impoverished countries to do what we say — sheesh). Then again, maybe Americans are ready for a communistic Islamic republic. Now... a gay communistic Islamic republic... that could start a fight.

UPDATE:

For those asking about wind turbines, they're just not as menacing. See for yourselves. Here's Obama with a wind farm on his head:






:rofl:

[rurallib]

1. McCain's eyes look blank

and he bends as if a wind turbine has been stuck up his aft.

[JoFerret]

7. Jesus

Lay off.
The man is on crutches.
(And don't accuse me of being a republican McCain fan either.)

[rurallib]

9. Sorry - didn't look that closely at the pic

[JoFerret]

13. OK. No problem

.

[anonymous171]

2. O...M...G

:spray: "THE CHOICE IS CLEAR!"

[cliffordu]

3. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:headbang: :headbang:

[roguevalley]

28. this cinches it. freepers are the dorks who sat in the back of the

class. why can they never spell? By the way, your additions were awesome, yael. The turbin(e) picture would make a great t-shirt. LOL!

[dflprincess]

4. Sometimes I have moments when I think it might be a good idea

to require literacy tests of voters or maybe require them to answer just a few basic questions about each candidate.

BTW - is that Nixon's hand McCain is shaking? :rofl:

[FrenchieCat]

5. McCain is the "Manchurian" candidate if anyone is.......

and he won't be getting into office anytime prior to his death of natural causes due to old age.

[Bucky]

38. Naw, a Manchurian candidate is one who's been hiding his true self all along.

McCain, God love him, is the candidate who flips sides to suit which way he thinks the wind is blowing.
What would that be, the Italian candidate?

[CoffeeCat]

6. Bwahahahaah!!!!!!

Turbine. :rofl:

TURBINE!!!! :rofl:

Oh shoot....

I can't...stip laughi...ng

STOP!!!

Really...I'm laughing so hard, my stomach hurts!

Wind turbines!!!

Turbine!!!

LOL! :rofl: :rofl:

stop....can't type any longer..... Bwhahahah!!

[Yael]

11. I had tears streaming down my face reading this.

:D

[The Doctor.]

24. I just showed my 13 year-old the freeper antology...

No, really!

"moran" "amnety" "offical", and now "turbine".

He practicly knoked over the cofie tabal.

[dbmk]

46. It wasn't until this post

.. that I got it. :rofl:

[TooRaLoo]

8. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit.

There are no depths to which Freeper stupidity can't go. That's freaking hilarious!

[juno jones]

10. Is that anything like a bunny with a pancake on it's head? n/t

[newmajority]

12. I vote for the man with the turbine on his head!!

What better statement can you make than having your own personal Green energy supply? :)

[Aloha Spirit]

22. It is brilliant. And it adds a whole other dimension to these accoutrements

[Maine-ah]

14. omfg.

:spray: :rofl:

[havocmom]

15. Obama must have very strong neck muscles

Amazing, when you think about what a slender gentleman he is.

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. They really don't want to start this

But if there was only ONE picture we had to pick to use in an ad, this one wins hands down

[graycem]

17. LOL!

Definitely go with the wind turbines... they're all the rage! :rofl:

[EFerrari]

18. At least the little freep didn't go with the muslin.

:rofl:

[Yael]

20. Bwa!

:rofl:

[CoffeeCat]

19. Ok.................

...now that I'm done laughing hysterically--and I'm not kidding, I couldn't breath--someone
really needs to make this commercial.

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!

Someone needs to make this commercial with Obama and a turbine on his head.

Someone could write some hilarious copy about turbines being evil, and wind turbines being
the product of radical environmentalists.

"Can America afford a President who will cause a wind tunnel during a cabinet meeting?"

This MUST be done!!!

[yellowdogintexas]

32. at least Jon Stewart should do something with this,

oh is that a rerun tonight?

[ruby slippers]

21. freepers can't spell....omgosh.....

thanks for the great visuals.....

[Brundle_Fly]

23. MMM Nixon too

evoking more great memories.

[grannylib]

25. Oh, Lordy, that's flippin' hilarious. Must be one of the terminally

stupid Freepers that still approves of the job Chimpy the Unelected Imbecile is doing.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[boobooday]

26. Wait, wait, "What part of this don't you understand"

Has to go under the pic of Obama with the turbine on his head.

:rofl:

[DBoon]

27. This guy really uses the handle "FFRANCO"?

I wonder what type of government HE'D like to see in the USA?

[anigbrowl]

29. The wind farm image is truly scary. Now I see the truth.

I must vote McCain. I don't want the government to build a wind farm on my head.

[Berry Cool]

34. You know, though, if we built a wind farm INSIDE every freeper's head,

we just might be able to completely eliminate this country's dependence on foreign oil.

We already know there's lots of air in there. My only concern is, does it ever circulate?

[boppers]

30. Wind farms for everyone!

That ought to solve the peak oil mess.

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

31. I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I looked at your photos

that is priceless

gotta love Freeperisms.

Do we have a new catch phrase around here?

LOL :kick: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LTR]

33. Well, Obama never made anti-American comments...

McCain did:

A guard burst into the cell and pulled McCain away from the window. For the next few days, he was on suicide watch.

McCain's will had finally wilted under the beatings. Unable to endure any more, he agreed to sign a confession.

McCain slowly wrote, "I am a black criminal and I have performed the deeds of an air pirate. I almost died and the Vietnamese people saved my life, thanks to the doctors."

He would never forgive himself.

"I had learned what we all learned over there," he would write later. "Every man has a breaking point. I had reached mine."

http://www.azcentral.com/news/specials/mccain/articles/0301mccainbio-chapter3.html

I know me bringing this up is kinda low, but if they want to go there, then bring it on.

[Canuckistanian]

35. ..

:rofl:

[Ian_rd]

36. "... to the core of people's fears."

I'm surprised the intent is so overtly for fear-mongering.

[Terran]

37. Please send this out asap to the Powers to Be!

Oh wait, the Powers to Be would be Barack Obama I guess; never mind.

Wonderful catch--thanks for the big laugh! :rofl:

[Califooyah Operative]

39. haha. nt

[Buzz Clik]

40. Next we'll be hearing that humans are a carbine-based life form.

Which, in Kentucky and West Virginia, is pretty much dead on.

[Miss Chybil]

41. ROFLMAO! nt

[sandnsea]

42. wind turbines not as menacing, lmao

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vinca]

43. ROFLMAO - turbine. What idiots. nt

[krispos42]

44. I think that with Obama's body type and facial shape...

he's more of a vertical-axis turbine-wearer.

[VotesForWomen]

45. laugh all you want. they're gonna push the 'can't trust him,' 'manchurian candidate' angle and it wi

will work.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

47. OH MY GOD HE'S A BLACK MUSLIM WIND FARMER1!!!11!111

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages.