A Gaffe Riot! ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

"My bad! I meant to say ASSIGNATION!"





"Oops! Freudian slip. I really meant, ASSIMILATION."





"For white people! Hah hah hah hah hah! C'mon kids, the drinks are on me!"


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[emilyg]

1. I really meant to say great-uncle.

[mcctatas]

3. I'll give ya 5 points for sheer audacity...

:rofl:

[emilyg]

15. Going for 10 points

"My parents met in Selma."

[VolcanoJen]

20. "My parents named me after Sir Edmund Hillary"

Your turn.

[Stephanie]

21. Not even close to an accurate quote, but thanks for playing.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2007/03/obamas_selma_speech_text_as_de.html

[Occam Bandage]

4. Yeah, "Uncle" vs. "Great uncle" really blows "Snipers shot at me" vs. "Not really" out of the water.

[TahitiNut]

6. I hope you're never an EMT ...

.... treating hangnails while folks bleed to death from a slashed carotid.

:eyes:

[VolcanoJen]

7. Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat

I say "Uncle."

[TLM]

2. She's wasted....

Not that I blame her... if I just pissed away 20 million bucks on a such an embarrassing failure of a campaign, I'd drink too.

Here's to the end of your political career senator.

:beer:

[TexasObserver]

5. At age 61, Hillary finally became the popular girl in school.

This is all about her ego and its need to be fed. For the first time in her life, she is getting attention for some reason other than being Bill's wife, and she is addicted to that feeling. She knows her Huckabee 15 minutes are over as soon as she folds her campaign.

She doesn't want it to end, because the illusion of popularity is better than the reality of rejection.

[PBS Poll-435]

23. A lot of people I know liked her a lot more than they liked Bill.

So why the baseless insults towards a Democrat again?

[Lerkfish]

31. you need to look up the definition of "baseless" again.

:wave:

[mystieus]

8. why is she always drinking alcohol?

[Stephanie]

9. I would too if I were her.

Have another, Hill.

[TexasObserver]

25. Would you be able to look at yourself in the mirror sober, if you were Hillary?!

[SoCalDem]

34. Her crack-campaign staffers told her that the "little people" drink

and especially "indians" :sarcasm:

and maybe she's just drowning her sorrows:(

[VolcanoJen]

10. I can't stop looking at that second pic.

I mean, that is really, really bizarre. :wtf:

[Arrowhead2k1]

11. She's drinking a lot these days, huh?. lol

[HCE SuiGeneris]

12. Who's the creepy dark-haired psycho making the moves on her?

Eww.

[Stephanie]

13. Give me a break, he's younger than Chelsea.

Looks like the senior reporters have moved on already.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

14. I'm just commenting on the flirtatious atmosphere

that emanates from the photo. I could be wrong in seeing a weird dynamic there, but power does have a heady perfume...

[Stephanie]

29. Don't make me think about it!

[TLM]

30. Looks more like he's holding her up than hitting on her.

[Warren DeMontague]

16. We do see an awful lot of pictures of her drinking, don't we?

I mean, look, she's an adult... but, seriously.

Maybe that's why her inner circle doesn't want to admit the thing is over; they don't want the party to end.

Last Call!!!

[Stephanie]

17. Who can blame her?

[Warren DeMontague]

19. I don't blame her, not at all.

It just reminds me of myself, in my younger and not-sober days.

Frankly, I feel sorry for her. I don't miss the way I used to feel when I woke up.

[Arrowhead2k1]

36. I blame her.

Maybe if she sobered up now, she'd have enough sense to end this BS.

[Warren DeMontague]

37. Hmmmm. I don't think you can blame that part on booze.

I think she's spent too much time living in an echo chamber and believing her own bullshit.

Anyone can do that, they don't need to be drunk- shit, look at Bush, he's the textbook case.. and he's (allegedly) sober.

[psychopomp]

18. Vision of the future

Enjoy your retirement, Senator.

[Name removed]

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[Stephanie]

26. Aggravation?

Arbitration?

[PBS Poll-435]

22. God - Brains and Fun.

We haven't had that since.....


Well....


Since............


Oh yeah.....


His name is Bill.

[TexasObserver]

27. After she finally has to accept the loss, it'll be more drinking, without the smiles or the people

[Stephanie]

28. I will chip in to send her a case of Crown Royal.

If it would entice her to go home sooner.

[casus belli]

32. And a mirror.

Take it all in, Hill. Take it all in.

[berni_mccoy]

33. In the middle picture, the guy behind her looks like he's about to do something nasty to her

And I don't mean *mean* nasty.

[smiley_glad_hands]

35. As an Obama supporter:

I think its time to move on from these kinds of posts about Hilliary.

[PretzelWarrior]

38. lol. this is some funny shit