What should John McCain's GE slogan be?

[BL611]

Seriously we should help him out, I'll get the ball rolling:



John McCain: The closest you can get to 4 more years.

John McCain: No malignant cancer at this juncture of time.

John McCain: The white guy.

John McCain: The change we need...Cause our bladder control isn't what it used to be.

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. My opponent is weak on foreign policy

And hence weak on the war against terra.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

8. Do you think McCain is strong on foreign policy?

Do tell.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. John McCain: "Kill the bastards."

[raebrek]

3. um.

dependsable :sarcasm:

Raebrek!!!

[SoonerPride]

4. The guy who killed McAbel.

I can't take credit for that but it cracks me up!

[Aloha Spirit]

19. haha me too.

[Faygo Kid]

5. John McCain: Experience you can count on. If you can count to 72.

Hate to be an ageist, but that's too damned old to be president.

And I'm 56. But, you get cranky as you age. And he is cranky, that's for sure.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Where charisma goes to die.

[polichick]

7. Think things aren't fucked up enough?? Vote McBush!

[Barack_America]

9. John McCain: White male for President. nt

[Indenturedebtor]

10. I think "The Change You Deserve" is perfect actually...

It's reminding people that they made a big mistake with Bush, and perhaps they deserve another douchebag. Not the change you want, but the change you DESERVE proles!

[loves_dulcinea]

11. i really do like my wife's make up

and she's not really a c**t.

[Aloha Spirit]

12. "More Wars! Less Jobs!" still works.

[americanstranger]

13. McCain: More War Years! n/t

- as

[TheDoorbellRang]

20. Ooh. I like that one

[Aloha Spirit]

14. I made these "posters" to amuse myself, feel free to think up some slogans for them

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

15. John McCain: angry man with finger on the button

so you'll have Instant Armageddon

[Aloha Spirit]

16. "Pour some tussin on it!" pretty much sums up how I view McCain's approach

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. Put some water in a bottle, shake it up -- mo' tussin!

:rofl:

[rndmprsn]

17. Mccain - MORE OF THE SAME BS

[FSogol]

18. "You kids get off my lawn" n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

35. damn, beat me to it. nt

[IsItJustMe]

21. Because two terms of Bush just isn't enought. OR

John McCain, more of the same.

[Mike L]

22. "Thank you, Obama supporters." em

[Forkboy]

23. "Fuck you! We're going to war whether you like it or not!"

[OneAmerica]

25. John McCain: Change you can Depend on.

Because the only thing he'll be changing is his Depends.

[frickaline]

26. John McCain: I *am* the elephant in the room

[Ikonoklast]

27. McCain For President....

Because There Still Some Parts Of The Government Dubya Hasn't Screwed Up Yet.

Send Your Kids To Die For Oil And Empire! McCain In 1908! I Mean 1988! Er......

Or I'll Punch Your Fucking Head In.

My Lobbyists Tell Me That I Can Steal You Blind, Then Piss On You! Hahahahahaaaa!!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

28. I might be old, but I'm also grumpy.

[unpossibles]

29. John McCain: why settle for the lesser of two evils?

John McCain: And You Thought Bush Was Bad!

McCain 08: We're Not Done Raping The Constitution

[applegrove]

30. McCain: I used to be a maverick.

[Yukari Yakumo]

31. 100 More Wars!

[billyoc]

32. Fuck it. McCain!

(apologies to Red State Update) :rofl:

[Sparkly]

33. Vote McCain: Because You Still Haven't Learned a Damn Thing.

[hisownpetard]

34. Vote for Me, Dammit- not DEM!

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

36. John McCain: I think I just shit myself.

[rug]

37. McCain 08. Depends On Him.

[JimGinPA]

38. McCain - The Other White Meat