Obama will look like a stagehand next to McCain?!

[Coexist]

from this thread.

Here is how I see McCain - Much love to The Rude One for the words. He writes so much better than I, but I swear sometimes he channels me:

One of the funniest sights in politics these days is a pissed off John McCain. With his wee stature, his comically distended chipmunk cheeks, his achy arms painfully half-waving, and his squeaky little voice, it's just so damn...cute. Watching McCain fume and jump about is like watching a particularly petulant leprechaun leaping mad because he can't find his shillelagh or a circus dwarf who almost got his foot run over by a clown car or a cartoon rodent who just can't get that goddamn cheese from the trap. McCain gets all jumpy and twitchy, and you wanna point and laugh while you get the hell off his lawn before he walks out there and tries to stiffly swing his cane at you.

McCain will look old and achy and twitchy next to our President Obama. And they all know it!

[panader0]

1. Without a doubt!

When they meet on the same stage, mccain will be at a huge disadvantage. Obama is taller, better looking, OBVIOUSLY younger, and will show himself to be vastly more intelligent and better spoken.

[tularetom]

2. That's the funniest thing I ever read

"wee stature". chipmunk cheeks", "petulant leprechaiun", "circus dwarf", "cartoon rodent".

I noticed that a couple days ago when TRP first posted it. And I've been :rofl: ever since.

[ShortnFiery]

7. "cartoon rodent" ----> I'm filing that term for later reference.

:evilgrin:

[melody]

3. It comes down to "Do you want your dad or your grandpa as President?"

Speaking symbolically of course.

No one wants the "grandfather" running things. An advisor, a shoulder to cry on, sure, but not President.

[Doug.Goodall]

4. Obama will look like the President next to John McCain

[Doug.Goodall]

5. Obama will look like the President next to John McCain

[ShortnFiery]

6. ...

I guess that according to FOX news and Hillaryland FOLK - what's UP is DOWN? :crazy: ;)

:hi:

[Coexist]

8. the practice 'projection' a lot.

[Bigleaf]

9. Fuck, Obama will look like the funeral director standing next to McLame.

[Coexist]

10. lol!