Serious tin-foil hat theory here--about Obama becoming the nominee.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

Obama will win the nomination because he has more delegates, the popular vote, broader support amongst the leaders of the party, and does better against McCain in the vast majority of polls. Oh yeah, and the media have so bought into all of the above "memes."

Here's the real X-Files shit though: his speeches are awesome, delivered with passion, and give the people something they can at least hope to believe is true.

It ain't rocket science, people. :tinfoilhat:

[sellitman]

1. Not bad for a guy named Hussein.

Ya think?

[Faygo Kid]

2. That's tin foil stuff, all right.

Don't forget, he's brilliant, and a Constitutional scholar.

Maybe it IS rocket science.

[Indenturedebtor]

3. BS and you know it!

The Media unfairly didn't allow the Clinton Campaign to edit every 10th word from her appearances. They unfairly allowed her to portray herself negatively, which killed her fundraising, and caused her to lose out on her inevitable nomination!

Your stickily lies won't stand! They won't stand I say!

Sexist Running Dog Of The Imperialists!

[TahitiNut]

8. They didn't grab the gun from her hand before she shot herself in the foot.

They had the temerity of IGNORING the first four times she lied about sniper fire. (They should have ignored it five times!) They had the temerity of IGNORING first two times she raised the assassination analogy. (They should have ignored it three times!)
etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.
etc. etc. etc. etc.
etc. etc. etc.
etc. etc.
etc.

:eyes:

[Mme. Defarge]

4. He also has more money -- n/t

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

5. You just BLEW my mind.

Woah!

[Symarip]

6. Here's a crazy, conspiracy filled reason why she isn't winning

If any candidate voted for the IWR, they never
never
never
never never never
never
never
never
never
never * 10
never
never never never never never never plus the universe
never
never
never
NEVER NEVER NEVER FUCKING EVER

deserve to be President.

And by the looks of things, she's not going to be. In this veteran's opinion, the rest of her flawed candidacy started in 2002 and everything else is a reflection of her greatest blunder. But what do I know? Oh look, it's time for my latte break.

[crankychatter]

7. OMIGOD, what SHALL we do? - register voters and flame Republicans?

Oh, the horror.

[msallied]

9. You know what? I'm not even going to entertain this far-flung bullshit.

:rofl:

[Solomon]

10. It is crazy, ain't it?

Nobody would buy this book.

[populistdriven]

11. This is the biggest CROCK of Horse Squeeze I have EVER seen here at DU. I'm outta here is is nuts.