OMG! I just got this email that reveals THE TRUTH ABOUT BARACK OBAMA

[mrreowwr_kittty]

PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

The Truth About Barack Obama



From:
To:
Subject: WHO IS BARACK OBAMA?

There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every
American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their
friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an
American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND
JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a
conference on PATRIOTISM.

Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at
all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is
almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his
stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE,
which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient
language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every
afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a
MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a
COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by
FORKLIFT.

Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they
are AWESOME.

**edit to add** I can't take credit for this, it was sent to me. Some unnamed very clever person is responsible for it.

[greguganus]

1. I still don't think he can take Chuck Norris. n/t

[jobycom]

3. God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "say please."

Maybe we need a random fact generator for Obama.

[jobycom]

2. Damn Brilliant!

[Blue_Tires]

4. you might want to try sending that out for real

[BrklynLib at work]

5. Excellent!

[EarlG]

6. Very clever

This is the perfect response to those dumb viral emails. Send it to every wingnut you know! :thumbsup:

[Hissyspit]

7. Slate.com is the source, from Tuesday:

http://www.slate.com/id/2193798

[ronnykmarshall]

8. GASP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs

[ellenfl]

9. kick for later eom

[Gato Moteado]

10. There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY

great line!

[jobycom]

11. Alright, I'm not questioning, but I'm asking.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6388840

[Catherina]

12. I was going to ask too. That was one lock I didn't understand

I think the moderators need a paid vacation so they can rest a little.

[jobycom]

13. Can't blame them for being tired, that's for certain.

I guess when reading the post in the right mood, especially after reading others, it could seem a bit disingenuous in the wrong direction.

I guess we're going to get in trouble for even discussing this. :)

[Catherina]

14. I meant no disrespect to the mod and don't think you did either

I hope no offense is taken. :hi:

[olkaz]

15. This is so funny and such a perfect response to the dirty republican email smears.

God, I love it.

[crispini]

16. Hee.

hee hee hee hee hee. :D