Obama OUTRANKS Bush! PWNED!

[kay1864]

Okay, this is already in LBN, but note the sentence in red below:

Man held in Fla. on charge of threatening Obama
By CURT ANDERSON, AP Legal Affairs Writer
33 minutes ago

A man is being held in Florida by federal authorities on charges of threatening to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. Raymond Hunter Geisel was ordered held without bail Thursday at a brief court hearing.

The Secret Service says Geisel made the threat during a training class for bail bondsmen in Miami in late July. Another tipster said Geisel also threatened President Bush.

A search of Geisel's SUV and hotel room uncovered a loaded handgun, knives, dozens of rounds of ammunition, body armor and a machete. The SUV was wired with emergency lights.

Geisel told the Secret Service he was originally from Bangor, Maine. He contended he made no threat against either Obama or the president.

The Chimpster is already a footnote :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[scheming daemons]

1. Nobody wants chimpy assassinated.... even 6 months of Dick Cheney is too much....

[kay1864]

3. Nor do I

I'm just pointing out that the headline doesn't read "held on charge of threatening Bush"

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Bangor! Well, we have our fair share of whack jobs up here too. :^(

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. What is PWNED?

Sorry, I never knew what it meant.

[scheming daemons]

5. It's how hugh moran loosers spell "owned" !!!11!!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. ...I feel sooooo screwn. Thanks.

Hangs head, embarrassed.

[kay1864]

8. Actually it doesn't originate with Freepers or even DU

You do know "screwn", so good on ya!

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. I'd certainly be the last one to cast asparagus on a DUer.

and I'm SERIES!!! about that.

[jkshaw]

10. "cast asparagus"

Thanks LastLaugh! I'll put that in my Anguished Languish lexicon!

[kay1864]

6. Geeky misspelling of "owned"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwned