harvard mbs weenies for truth

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somebody PLEASE find and fund a handful of harvard mba alums from bush's graduating class who are willing to swear that bush paid cocaine to his underage boy lover in exchange for him doing his homework and that whenever there was a test, bush would instead moon the professor and say that daddy pays your salary so you have to give me a passing grade and he would kill newborn puppies in class while everyone else was studying.

it's ok if they weren't actually in the same classroom as bush, any classroom nearby will do. it's also ok if they have to stretch the truth about some of this, although i'm confident my story is pretty accurate. if we have to pay them to lie, no problem. they're harvard mbas, they can be bought.


since the media is fair and balanced, i'm sure we'll spend at least three weeks or so talking about nothing but these allegations and how badly it reflects on bush.