New Campaign song for *?

[NRaleighLiberal]

To the tune of "I am stuck on Band Aids, cause band-aids stuck on me....(as a dis to the sickos with the Purple heart bandaids schtick...)

"We are stuck with Terra, cause terra's all we got"

anyone want to finish it???

[DoubleEagle]

1. Stuck on Band Aids

Sorry I dont have a line for that one but I do have the following :

Swiftboat Leader
(sung to the tune of Oscar Mayer Wiener Song #1)

Ooooh … I wish I were a swftboat leader.
Up and down the river I would play.

For if I were a swiftboat leader
I’ll get another keg along the way.

Chorus

Pick’n up some bimbos with my bud—dies,
That’s exactly how I spend my day.

Chorus

Alabama and some coke is sun—ny
Vietnam is just ‘nother dream away.




Karl’s Bullshit
(sung to the tune of Oscar Meyer Wiener Song #2)

Your bullshit has a first name
it’s K-A-R-L-L
Your bullshit has a second name
it’s R-O-V-E-E
Oooooh, you love to spread it everyday.
And if you ask me why I’ll sayyyyyy
‘Cuz Karl Rove,
has a way with BU-L-L-S-H-I-T