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jazzjunkysue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:26 PM Original message |
****The First Official Sarah Palin Is So Dumb Thread**** |
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liberal renegade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
1. she thinks Taco Bell, is the Mexican phone company. |
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DontTreadOnMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
2. OK, I'll go first... |
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jazzjunkysue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:30 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!! |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
3. ...that she sold the car for gas money. |
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d_b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
4. Sarah Palin is so dumb... |
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DJ13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
5. Dumber than penguin poop |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
7. ...she pronounces the "b" in "dumb" |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
8. ...The box wants its rocks back. |
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Obamarulz11 (402 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
9. Sarah Palin is so dumb she looked at an orange juice box for 2 hrs. just because it said CONCENTRATE |
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votetastic (350 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
10. ... she thinks the "greenhouse effect" is a real estate term |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
11. Sarah Palin so dumb she thinks abstinence only education works. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
12. she forged her own signature |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
13. ...she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds. |
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riverdeep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
14. But she's not dumb, |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:43 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. I'll try to remember that the next I get into deadly game of cat and mouse with her. |
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riverdeep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:47 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Sorry, I'll put on my lounge hat, it's all so confusing. n/t |
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boppers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:46 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Some book learnin' for ya: |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
18. Sarah Palin is so dumb her dog walks her |
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truthisfreedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
19. she thinks " bush doctorin' " is wilderness first aid. |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:54 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Alternate: she thinks " bush doctorin' " is shaving her bikini area! |
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jazzjunkysue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. OK. That's it. You're gettin' a DUzy. Hold still. |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:59 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Woo! I gots me a DUzy!!! |
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flamingdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:24 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. I must think like you!!! |
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flamingdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:24 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. haw |
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truthisfreedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:27 PM Response to Reply #21 |
31. Now don't go printing that without giving me credit for "bush doctorin'"! 8^) |
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flamingdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 12:14 AM Response to Reply #31 |
40. It's a bitch to be the "set up" guy |
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KathieG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 12:11 AM Response to Reply #21 |
38. LMAO! |
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sickinohio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:20 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. HahaHaHa |
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RichGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 12:14 AM Response to Reply #19 |
41. She thinks... |
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nadine_mn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:52 PM Response to Original message |
20. that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind |
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Number23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 05:14 AM Response to Reply #20 |
44. Good one!! |
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FKA MNChimpH8R (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
22. that she went to Toys R Us looking for the |
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Phredicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
26. ... there was a power outage and she got stuck on an escalator for 6 hours. |
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Dbdmjs1022 (369 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
29. When Todd suggested doggy style she went out back and started licking her balls. |
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KathieG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
30. ...it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
32. ...she thinks the Gettysberg Address was Abe Lincoln's vacation home. . |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
33. She asked for a price check at the 99 cent store. |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
34. She hooked her dogsled to John McCain. |
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lisainmilo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
35. Sarah Palin is so dumb..... |
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dailykoff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
36. she called information and asked "What's the number for 911?" |
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DearAbby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 12:08 AM Response to Original message |
37. Palin is so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice n/t |
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dailykoff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
39. she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. |
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Heather MC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
42. She failed a blood test... |
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denem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
43. She thinks 'Shooting the Moose' is a sex act. |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
45. reach to the light little thread |
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jazzjunkysue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-12-08 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
46. she thinks shooting moose qualifies for "the talent round." |
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