I can see the moon from my house, so that makes me an aeropace engineer.

[npincus]

To Gibson on her foreign policy expertise w/regard to Russia: "you can actually SEE Russia from Alasaka" :rofl:

[madaboutharry]

1. I live down the road from a hospital,

so that makes me a brain surgeon.

[JustAnotherGen]

2. My living room

Is filled with pictures from my many travels to Southern France.

That means I can be the Mayor of St. Tropez or Marseille or Nice. But I'd prefer St. Trop where the Yachts and the Ferraris and devastatingly good looking (get lucky) young French men roam! :rofl:

[sarge43]

3. I'm married.

That makes me an expert on male psychology?

(I wish)

[pokerfan]

10. It's in the genes

Specifically those genes found in the 'Y' Chromosome:

[kedrys]

15. ROFL!!

As a former gene jockey, I can vouch for this being the funniest chromosome map EVAH. Thanks for the laugh! :hi:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WinkyDink]

4. I think, from what Palin must be observing, she would make a superior proctologist.

[crappyjazz]

5. I've been in the CN Tower and Sears Building

This makes me a structural engineer

[Arkansas Granny]

6. As I mentioned in another thread, from my house I can see a hospital, a bank

and (from the roof) the stockyards. Using Palin's logic I could be a health expert, a financial adviser or a bullshitter!

[npincus]

7. I sat on the toilet this morning-- I'm a plumber!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I can see the ground from mine. That makes me a civil engineer.

[jberryhill]

9. I'm A Frayed Knot /nt

[H2O Man]

11. We cannot second guess

the moon's need to defend itself.

[OneGrassRoot]

12. I can see zealous wingbats from my windows in all their glory....

I AM GOD.

(sure as shit wish I could get this Rapture thing going)

[SteelPenguin]

13. She also stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

.....so there's that too.

[MichellesBFF]

14. My cat is sleeping on me...

...so I'm a veterinarian! (I was going on and on in this vein with my mom the other day.)

Way too easy, isn't it.

Hey, I've been to Washington DC, I could be Vice President!