Sarah Palin believes she will see Jesus in her lifetime

[ruggerson]

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But not everyone up here is ga-ga over Sarah. Phil Munger, a music teacher and composer who lives on the outskirts of town, told me she's not the sweet person Glenna Edwards described. As for her image as an anti-corruption crusader, Munger said she's much more apt to get rid of anyone who crosses her.

Munger, who writes the Progressive Alaska blog, told me Palin is not just a creationist, but a "young Earth" creationist who believes that man and dinosaurs once shared the planet, and that the world will end in her lifetime.

Palin-tology, you might call it.

Munger claims she tried to stock the local school board with creationists several years ago, which caused him to quiz her on her beliefs.

"She doesn't believe in science, and her father was a science teacher," Munger said. "She told me she felt she would see Jesus in her lifetime."

If true, that's a little scary. But no more so than her view that a woman who's pregnant because of a rape shouldn't be allowed to have an abortion, or that the Iraq war is "a task that is from God." And you have to wonder if Jesus would have sued the federal government to have polar bears removed from the endangered species list.

[quiet.american]

1. She is a sociopath. Look into her eyes -- nobody's home. nt

[Bobbieo]

6. Maybe Jesus is in one of the wolves she loves to kill.

[cliffordu]

2. Mebbe she thinks SHE'S Jesus. Or maybe His little helper.

[BearSquirrel2]

3. Schizophrenia ...

Schizophrenia is one hell of a disease!!!

[Starry Messenger]

4. I hope so.

She'd have some explaining to do.

[JimGinPA]

5. I Think He's A Professional Poker Player...

I guess she needs to go to Las Vegas if she wants to see him.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

13. Yep. Here's pro poker player Chris "Jesus" Ferguson

[Nikki Stone1]

7. Any car wash in LA

A Jesus will be there.

[BeyondGeography]

8. But will she get his autograph?

[RoyGBiv]

9. This is just too easy ...

Must. Maintain. Control.

I feel sorry for all the comedy writers when Obama gets elected. Palin/McCain might make them the only sector of the economy expanding.

[C_U_L8R]

10. She's gonna have a come to Jesus moment in a little more than a month

when her ass gets kicked in the biggest landslide ever

[Demeter]

11. Well, We Could Help Her Out There

Send her home to Jesus--

[Clio the Leo]

12. And she may very well see Him .... but she will have a lot of explaining to do. NT

[NV Whino]

14. And I believe

that Sarah Palin will see hell in her lifetime.

Well, one can hope.

[jberryhill]

15. First Russia, Now Jesus

It's amazing what you can see from Alaska.

[ruggerson]

17. ain't it

[yellowcanine]

16. I saw Jesus a while back driving a truck that said "Lawns by Jesus" on the door.

The part about the sign on the door is absolutely true. I don't know if the guy driving the truck was Jesus, though, but it is a good assumption.

[Bubbha Jo]

18. Uh huh..the only "return of the Christ" will be when his followers

start walking his words. I'm not holding my breath that it's going to happen in Palin's lifetime myself :eyes:

[ITsec]

19. I met Jesus once...

Nice little guy in Mexico many years ago that ran a strip bar.

[spanone]

20. no sarah, that was harmad karzai

[codjh9]

21. I can't believe how many millions of psychos there are in this country.

[SeaLyons]

22. Oh My God!!!

John McStupid needs his ass kicked!

[SDJay]

23. It's astounding that this opinion even

needs to be stated, but shouldn't the fact that a potential leader of the country wants the world to end equal instant disqualification from consideration? The oath (which I know has been ignored for 8 years) is to uphold and protect the Constitution, not to bring about the Rapture and the end of times. Wanting our society to end should be at least a check mark on the negative column for someone's candidacy. Jesus Christ - the lunacy just never stops - how did we get to this fucked up place?