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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:36 AM Original message |
Surgeon General Issues Emergency Edict for Public Health - will take effect immediately |
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KathieG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
1. For a second, I was like WTH? LOL |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:45 AM Response to Reply #1 |
13. Now that you are warned you can take precautionary steps |
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OneGrassRoot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 06:50 AM Response to Reply #1 |
20. LOL. Me, too. I work with a neurologist who specializes in headaches... |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:04 AM Response to Reply #20 |
28. oh my tell him it is his duty to forward it -- people in his profession need a laugh |
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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
2. Glad to read that they've cleared this up... |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:46 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. better not advertise it there could be a mad rush to your house lol |
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:47 AM Response to Original message |
4. LOL. K&R!!! |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:56 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. be sure to share that with Ms Snarky |
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:58 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Done!!! |
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windbreeze (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:48 AM Response to Original message |
5. Damn...you really had me going...n/t |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:57 PM Response to Reply #5 |
53. lol |
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calimary (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:08 AM Response to Original message |
8. Good one! Had me going for a moment. |
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eshfemme (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:10 AM Response to Original message |
9. LOL, nice setup. I seriously was about to be alarmed and then you landed the comic punch. |
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:19 AM Response to Original message |
10. I'm not so sure the deaf people would be able to escape this crisis |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:22 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Studies show that when you are faced with simply reading you |
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goclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:49 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. grantcart ~ you really fooled us on this one |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:01 AM Response to Reply #14 |
27. lol well we needed a laugh didn't we. |
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ccharles000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:26 AM Response to Original message |
12. Very funny |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 04:15 AM Response to Original message |
15. Oh geeze, and here I thought we had been ozoned. |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 05:22 AM Response to Original message |
16. i actually awoke with a VERY bad migraine, and my meds have not yet kicked in |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:19 AM Response to Reply #16 |
30. lol well as a prophelactic -- less Palin -- you will feel better about it |
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Demeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 05:26 AM Response to Original message |
17. One Small Quibble---Too Many Choices for Sarah |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 05:43 AM Response to Original message |
18. My attorneys have been trying to contact the AK Attorney General's office |
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phrigndumass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 06:47 AM Response to Original message |
19. Was Dewey Cheatham one of the multiple sources? |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 08:44 AM Response to Reply #19 |
25. No unfortunately Dewey was assigned to write up the AP response piece |
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City Lights (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 07:26 AM Response to Original message |
21. LOL...you got me. |
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fight4my3sons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 07:31 AM Response to Original message |
22. . |
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Kukesa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
23. Almost fooled me, too. Good post. n/t |
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MadrasT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
24. Aw, man, you scared the CRAP out of me for a sec. |
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sonias (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
26. Department of Misinformation |
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brooklynite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
29. What happened to "The Answer cannot be determined from the information given"? |
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nc4bo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:29 AM Response to Original message |
31. OMG Grantcart - bwahahahahaha!! Thank you for helping me diagnose my symptoms |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:46 AM Response to Reply #31 |
37. just call me Dr Frist |
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Festivito (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
32. I wondered why only a FOX brain was not effected as were the rest. |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:42 AM Response to Reply #32 |
36. I was waiting for that. It turns out that at Fox they are happy that everyone in their operation |
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Festivito (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 10:07 AM Response to Reply #36 |
40. Not to mention insulated, blindered or with a disturbing fetish. |
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H2O Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
33. Very good! |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 10:12 AM Response to Reply #33 |
41. tks |
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medicswife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:41 AM Response to Original message |
34. Oh, grantcart, you always have the best posts!!! |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 10:07 AM Response to Reply #34 |
39. so kind thanks |
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Whisp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
35. lol! you sure had me going... |
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ihavenobias (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
38. K & R, very creative |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
42. Thanks for the waste of my time. |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:19 PM Response to Reply #42 |
47. lol |
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stillcool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
43. That explains it.. |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
44. Brilliant! |
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mamalone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
45. Oh my goodness... |
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Ian_rd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
46. Damn you , Dry Satire! Damn you! |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:20 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. and after 8 years shaken not stirred |
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WheelWalker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
49. Diagnosis = AIRS (Acute Involuntary Reality Syndrome) |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:40 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. lol |
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FlyingSquirrel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
51. I was suspicious about Alaska and NASA but when I saw Fox News... |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 02:49 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Only fair to leave a few hints in before the punch line. |
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frog92969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
54. Not funny |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 03:47 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. and I refuse to respond to this high farce with seriousness -- if they aren't going to |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
55. Excellent..I thought for sure it was going to be the sound of her voice.... |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 04:09 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. more like the sound of her 'verbiage' that was car er car er char er mocked |
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Bette Noir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
57. That'll make for an interesting debate next week. |
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volstork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
59. You had me snowed there for a minute! n/t |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 04:40 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. a minute is all I ask lol |
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AZBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
61. Another symptom I heard of was eyes stuck in a weird position. |
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bertman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
62. Why would she select a "desert"? Seems like living in Alaska would be bad enough. |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 05:19 PM Response to Reply #62 |
65. lol |
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blue-kite (276 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
63. My choice of desert... |
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mwb970 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
64. I'm worried about people who poke their eyes out... |
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matt819 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
66. I think we may have the source of the Nigerian scam letters |
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santamargarita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
67. You almost had me for a second because I have a headache |
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bertman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-26-08 11:31 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. You folks are FUNNY!! Bill Maher, are you catching this? |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-27-08 02:45 AM Response to Reply #68 |
69. thanks lol |
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1Hippiechick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-27-08 03:08 AM Response to Original message |
70. Crap. Wish I had skipped to the gray box. n/t |
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crickets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-27-08 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
71. Bad grantcart! No biscuit! |
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