|
Edited on Fri Sep-26-08 05:02 AM by Lancer
I work at home, but last night in a dream I had a regular office job. I had been laid off, so I was packing up to leave on a Friday afternoon. (Barack and Joe were visiting he company, but I thought they'd be downstairs in a conference room.) The boss came in to my cublicle not to say goodbye, but "whoa, not so fast..." and accuse me of stealing from the company!! Stealing CDs, desk supplies, the whole bit. I was protesting my innocence and crying a bit. This boss had NEVER liked me. Some co-workers were tentatively coming to my defense.
Around the corner come Joe and Barack, making the rounds of the cubicles. "What's this?," Biden asks the boss, who starts spluttering. Biden says, "Ladies and gentleman, I think this young lady's being framed!" Barack to me: "Are you being laid off? Do you have another job?" I'm sniveling "yes," then "no." Then Biden says, "Ladies and gentleman, how is she going to pay her medical bills?" Barack (to me) "do you have a car?" Me: :sniff: "yes." Barack to crowd: "Unemployment won't last forever. How's she gonna pay $4.60 in gas to get around to look for another job?" Joe: "this young lady (I'm not young) is a living example of the kind of people our plan for America...(then I woke up.)
I'm not kidding. I sometimes have very vivid dreams.
|