Why are people pretending that Palin speaks English?

[MrScorpio]

There's a disconnect here.

[BlooInBloo]

1. She speaks the same idiotese that other journalism majors and general fools speak....

That's why they like her.


EDIT: Subject typo.

[NOLALady]

2. It seems to me

that she speaks the King's language, she simply doesn't understand what the hell she's saying.

[applegrove]

3. I have conduction aphasia and often speak in an unclear way. I wonder

if she has the same problem or if she is just so fully unprepared to answer questions on world affairs that it just comes out all messed up.

[K Gardner]

4. Its Palinobonics.

[Spider Jerusalem]

5. She speaks the same sort of English that Warren Harding did

HL Mencken on Harding: 'the relations between word and meaning have long since escaped him.' (Harding's style) 'reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it.'

[PlanetBev]

6. I hate the way she speaks

Thinkin', prayin', wishin', lookin'

Add some fucking "G's" in there from time to time, moosebrains.