LOL Pool report: McCain's leaving for debate causes "utter confusion" Say what?

[wndycty]

Why would there be "utter confusion?" I mean wasn't he supposed to be heading to the debate which he agreed to attend?

McCain Pool Report

McCain now boarding plane at DCA with Cindy, Salter, Rudy Giuliani, wife Judith, and other aides plus pool.

Heading to Memphis, 1:50 minute flight, then motorcade to site

General atmosphere is utter confusion.
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http://thepage.time.com/mccain-pool-report-5/

[1corona4u]

1. Oh GAWD....roody is going to be there....

I hate that maggot.

[goclark]

16. Painlin Out and Rudy in ~ What would they have to do

to make that happen?

[tekisui]

2. rudy and judy? what are they doing with him?

Teaching him to say 911 in each answer?

I think the POW Camp generally operates on confusion, no news here.

[RichGirl]

8. They are going to have 3 way sex in the limo.

Yes I know that it not a picture you want in your mind. But, I'm so tense over tonight I need distraction!!!

[Neecy]

23. I'm sure Rudy is going to be manning the spin room

They'll plant him front and center after the debate to proclaim that McNut won, even if he craps his Depends halfway through.

[AlCzervik]

40. Spin alley baby!

[Curtland1015]

Of course he won't go! He SAID HE WOULDN'T!

Why, showing up now, after he pledged to the country he wouldn't... that would be plain stupidity! There is no way he could show his fa... huh? He IS?

:rofl:

[faithfulcitizen]

47. I personally think Lindsey (and others) told him he HAS to.

[EarlG]

3. This is just a clown show at this point.

[Barack_America]

17. Clowns are far more organized.

It's the only way you can fit so many into such a tiny car. ;)

I don't know what this is except damned entertaining.

His campaign couldn't get his ass into DC fast enough and now they can't get it out fast enough.

Congressional Democrats made him look like an absolute fool.

[1corona4u]

21. Yep. That's what it is.

[parasim]

22. The McKeystone Kops nt

[deadparrot]

41. That's an insult to clowns. nt

[terrya]

4. What, Joe's not going to be there with his buddy?

I'm shocked.

[goclark]

5. Why confusion and no explanation?

[nomaco-10]

13. Cindy probably couldn't find her chartreuse dress and her hot pink sweater...

pandamonium probably ensued.

[goclark]

15. Where are those Meds? Can't leave without them.

[terrya]

19. She probably needed to make an emergency run to Cartier's.

That can be such a problem.

[LSK]

6. ROFL!!!

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[abumbyanyothername]

7. My friends

I made it through 5 1/2 years in Hanoi without a FUCKING POOL YOU CUNTFACED BASTARDS!

YOU GOT THAT SHITEATERS?!!?!

[FatDave]

28. It's far too easy for me to picture him shouting that.

Here's hoping.

[Overseas]

9. Positioning. Pretend negotiations fall apart without McLiar ?

That's all I can figure.

Golly, without McLame, the discussions just don't progress. But when he returns, they'll say "an atmosphere of calm prevails."

All to cover up the fact that Senator Obama has been the most presidential and calming since the "emergency" financial crisis hit the fan.

[nomaco-10]

10. What no joe in tow? They must have put him on sarah detail... n/t

[Born_A_Truman]

12. Yeah, where's LIEberman and Lindsay?

He can't leave home without them.

[Born_A_Truman]

14. Oops, Lindsey--not LindsAy.

[sufrommich]

11. I half expect John McCain to have a nervous breakdown

tonight. In prime time...on national television.

[nomaco-10]

20. Wouldn't that just be scrumptuous... n/t

[Richd506]

18. Oh yeah! That's right!

Can't forget that the people want answers McCain. The electronic voting machines might be rigged but you still have to pretend like you care!

[CitizenLeft]

24. Giuliani? Not Palin?

Interesting.

I don't think she'll be replaced, especially not with Giuliani, but... makes ya wonder.

[vaberella]

25. Can I say....This report confuses me...Who's Salter? Why is Rudy there? Pool of what? n/t

[FatDave]

29. Press pool, I imagine.

Your other questions: :shrug:

[vaberella]

35. Oh got you. So we lost Palin somewhere in the US and we don't know the others

except Rudy's questionable appearance.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. Salter is one of McCain's top aides.

[vaberella]

36. Got you. However someone kidnapped Palin and Lieberman...why Rudy?! n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

37. McCain said he needed between 9 and 11 people.

Rudy got confused. ;)

[OKNancy]

43. LOL - thanks for a good chuckle n/t

n/t

[wilt the stilt]

26. trading stories

on how they dumped their wives. also, how cheating is really good

[mamalone]

27. I don't understand...

General atmosphere where? at the airport? on the hill?

And why exactly is his *leaving* causing utter confusion? I should think it would be just the opposite:)

[FatDave]

31. The confusion is among the McCain campaign as the head for the debate.

The story is about them trying to get their shit together as they board the plane. They're on their way to the debate, they're already winging it, and it isn't going well. He's going to step from a campaign clusterfuck onto the floor of the debate.

I have a hunch McCain's performance tonight will be so bad Admiral Stockdale will have to look away in pity.

(Edit: I hate it when people, myself included, confuse they're/their/there)

[mamalone]

46. Thanks so much for the translation!

:hi:

[FatDave]

48. Well, I don't know that it's 100% accurate.

But that is the way I understood it.

And at any rate, I don't think you ever want the phrase "utter confusion" anywhere near your campaign.

[mamalone]

49. agreed....

not a good sign;)

[Lugnut]

32. Ha!

McSame & Co is an exercise in utter confusion. I think they want to lose.

[Richard Steele]

33. I think that line is just referring to McCain's state of mind. nm

[AlCzervik]

34. Did they not have an extra seat for judith's Gucci bag?

[JBoy]

38. Why is he going so soon? Doesn't he have work still to do in Washington??

:sarcasm:

[torbird]

39. LOL? But...but...CNN's Ruben Navarrette just said...

(token apologist for the GOP alert!): the same "commentator" who believes McCain has won over all the Latino voters also thinks McCain has been "brilliant" about this debate waffling and as icing on the cake, Ruben Navarrette believes McCain will be deemed the "winner" (!) in this situation. Why? Is he retarded? No (well, maybe). He thinks McCain has done a great job of making Obama look like a reluctant leader, while he, McCain, has been dynamic and just plain awesome. Ruben, buddy, those are WEDNESDAY's talking points! And, you probably didn't notice, but Johnny Mac has been sucking wind for two days.

Not to worry, Democratic friends: the other 2 people on CNN just now with Retuben (which includes the anchor) vehemently attacked his assessment and pointed out McCain sat silently in a corner all day yesterday and then flip-flopped about going to the debate.

I mean, is this it? Is this the best the GOP-sympathizers can do? "McCain is winning...because I think so!"

[myrna minx]

42. I hope his aides make sure he isn't tracking around toilet paper on his shoe. LOL>

[tanyev]

44. Gosh, I hope Judy's handbag got its own seat.

[jfkraus]

45. Asshat

There's no better word to describe McCain.

[Raschel]

50. He should rename his bus "Utter Confusion Express"

It's the right thing to do.