McCain's new song: "Never on Friday"

[KansDem]

Never on Friday
(sung to the tune of "Never on Sunday")

Oh, I値l debate you on a Monday
A Monday, a Monday is very, very good.
Or I値l debate you on a Tuesday
A Tuesday, a Tuesday in fact I wish we would.
Or I値l debate you on a Wednesday
A Thursday, a Sunday, and Saturday is best.
But never, never on a Friday
A Friday, a Friday 'cause I would fail the test.

Plan any day, and with my Veep in tow
We will boldly say, that we値l both won稚 show.
A date we'll make, but we must confess
A detour we値l take, on my Straight Talk Express!