If you're McCain, you need a game-changing moment tonight.... what will he do?

[scheming daemons]

My prediction?


"William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright..... He's a MUSLIM that was BORN IN KENYA! Yeeaaaaaahhhhh!"

[truthisfreedom]

1. Demand Palin's resignation.

[foo_bar]

14. that would be consistent with the inconsistency theme

[Essene]

19. lol

[mtnester]

2. Watch, you know he will use the word "rezko"

and not ready to lead, after which Mr. Obama will be able to make him cry like a baby on his inability to walk and chew gum at the same time.

[last1standing]

3. How many "game-changing" moments is this guy going to be allowed...

before this country, as a whole, just starts yelling "STAY DOWN"!

[tridim]

4. Pissing his depends would be a game-changing moment.

But I'm rooting for a full-on meltdown. He's certainly primed for it.

[thereismore]

5. Rezko, Ayers. To which I'll raise you one Keating. nt

[AllentownJake]

6. Your entire campaign staff, cheating on your wife, your running mate

etc.

[Bigleaf]

7. A handstand walk across the stage will do it for him. The Presidency would be his.

[anonymous171]

8. Dance naked while chanting "OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!"

[Bucky]

9. He'll hammer the "wrong on the surge" talking point. He might even mention he's a POW

But mostly we'll be distracted because he's going to run onto the debate stage dressed up as Teddy Roosevelt at San Juan Hill and high fiving the audience like Steven Colbert. Then, after turning a double cartwheel to dispatch the health issue, he'll spend the rest of the debate hollaring his answers at the top of his lungs' capacity and thereby win over the deaf and hard-of-hearing demographic.

No way Obama can come back from that.

[justiceischeap]

10. McNutter grabs his chest and hollers "This is the big one Elizabeth, I'm coming!"

For those not into pop culture, that would be from Sanford and Son.

[calico1]

11. Do a Ross Perot and accuse Obama of

wanting to kidnap one of his children.

Or he will say aliens from outer space are among us and he has a plan to get rid of them...but only if we elect him.

[Warren Stupidity]

12. Call Obama a n * and tell him his wife is a c*?

That might stir things up. I wonder how the ass monkey fucktards on tv would spin that ball of shit?

[GalleryGod]

13. My Friends, I'm John, and I'm a Congenital LIAR.

I can't help myself folks...I'm filthy up to my eyeballs in other peoples money and gifts"
My Friends,I'm outta here...Sarah? You got it, Honey Shorts!"

[nyc 4 Biden]

15. He will "accidentally" refer to Obama as Osama.

I also predict a lot of yelling and McCain slamming his fist on the podium often. Think the Dean scream speech. Sorry to bring that up, but I predict a similar moment for McCain tonight.

[Beetwasher]

16. I'd Eat A Live Puppy, Cuz It's Just Crazy Enough To Work

And doing what's "just crazy enough to work" seems to be their entire strategy.

[brooklynite]

17. Well, that WOULD fit into the Foregin Affairs subject matter...

How about - he announces that he's stepping off the stage to go back to work on the Bailout plan, and asks his Foreign Policy expert Sarah Palin to fill in for him?

[soothsayer]

18. Propose to Palin right on the spot

[voteearlyvoteoften]

20. Bwak.. Polly is a leader Bwak... Polly has experience

He will stick to the pubes talking points ad nauseum. When they get in a bind they just start parroting.
Hello Hello Johnny want a cookie BW~AAAAAKKKKK