Projected McCain Debate Make-up Budget

[rusty charly]

Throw out your best guess.

[bobd0]

1. $700 BILLION

[kenny blankenship]

2. That depends

(and that's not a diaper remark.) It depends on whether the network producers running the show are so in the tank for McCain that they only film the side of his face that's still alive. If there's no gentleman's agreement to withhold from public the fact that they are being asked to vote for a man half of whose head is an escaped tissue sample from the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center, and both sides of McCain's face will be seen in detail during the broadcast then his makeup bill will be a fantastic multiple of the average bill--say 1200 times the amount spent on fellow mummy Bob Schieffer. I don't know what it will be, but loans from the Chinese are probably involved and my advice would be not to write bond insurance on a note that size.

[ellie]

3. He sure wears

a lot of makeup and it looks like he is enjoying himself in that photo. I would say $5,000. It takes a lot of money to look life-like.

[lapfog_1]

4. I hear that prepping the corpse for the viewing is a very lucrative career. - n/t

[RepublicanElephant]

5. "make-up" budget? more like "special effects" budget.

as in "george lucas special effects" budget.

why don't they just "cgi" mccain?

[EC]

6. Don't know,

how much do morticians get paid now?