Drinking instructions for tonights debate...........

[babsbunny]

Everytime McCheney says "Helicopter Shot down" you must take 1 drink. When McSame says "P.O.W." you must take 2 drinks. When McCaved says "Who will change my depends?" take 3 drinks. When Obama says, "No tax increase for the muddle class and below" take your cat to get them spayed or neutered. When Obama says, "I have only one House, one Spouse and one car" Give your significant other a big Old kiss! When Obama says, "no more tax breaks for the wealthy" well, okay, Take 4 big ol' drinks!!!! What the hell!!!!!!!!!

[Wickerman]

1. Under no circumstances should you make a rule to drink at the use of the term POW

your health would be in jeopardy.

[Betsy Ross]

2. Let's rehearse for the debate.

I'm sure we will do much better than McFailin. It's just with the cost of booze these days we might not be able to afford playing tonight.