Satanists Endorse Bush

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The United States Alliance of Patrioticless Satanists (USAPS) today formally endorsed the candidacy of George W. Bush to be the next and hopefully last President of the United States.
While acknowledging a certain discomfort with Bush's repeated invocation of the other guy's name, the organization urged all USAPS to do their duty and return Bush to 6666666sixteenhundred6666666 Pennsylvania Avenue.
"Without a doubt he serves Our Master", B-al-za-bob-quada, a spokesman for the organization said. "His always invoking the other guy's name must be seen as part of the larger pattern evidenced by George W Bush. (And indeed all the Bushes) Whatever public pronouncements he makes are always the direct opposite of his private interests and secret motivations. The Education President? I rest my case.
And in any case, look around and see what he has done. Has any American ever served our Master more faithfully or expeditiously, So please, all USAPS out there, vote for the Devil's very own candidate, Vote Bush.