What do we do with the fucking repubs after the election (the poll)

[EstimatedProphet]

Poll question: What do we do with the fucking repubs after the election (the poll)

As suggested by Slackmaster.

[AngryAmish]

1. Drag their filthy carcasses through the streets

[hobbit709]

2. Revive the penal colony on Devil's Island.

[Rambis]

3. Burn Them!

She turned me into a newt!

[Celebrandil]

4. Change elections laws so that registration is no longer required.

[FSogol]

5. Give'm some book learning

[colonel odis]

6. are you kidding? republicans don't fuck.

[slackmaster]

8. I guess you have never heard of the Duggar family

(image is NOT clickable here - see http://www.duggarfamily.com/ )

[TornadoTN]

11. I can just about guarantee they don't fuck

He probably keeps dixie cups and a turkey baster around for such purposes. Those kinds of GOP Fundie purists get revolted when their thoughts turn to boobies and other bodily parts.

[RC]

15. You mean they are not hypocrites?

What I see here it he the obscenity of the arrogance of their religion.

[TornadoTN]

19. Oh yes - I think it's beyond obscene

I find it ridiculous, hateful, selfish, and abuse to these kids. They are raised by their siblings and not their parents aside from the daily brainwashing and suppression of free thought and inquisitiveness.

[tomg]

23. Reminds me of the Groucho Marx line

"I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while." They now have a show called "17 Kids and Counting" on "The Learning Channel." Each week, Michelle and a guest come in and try to teach Jim-Bob how to put a condom on.

[RC]

9. What do you think they are doing to the rest of us?

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Then why are there so fucking many of them?

[WeDidIt]

7. You know, you gather more bees with honey

It might behoove a Democratic Majority, especially if there is a super majority in the Senate, to give respect to the Republicans that the Republicans never gave Democrats.

It might just be enough to preserve that majority for a longer time period.

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Uh, this is a joke. You do realize that.

However, stick up for them all you want, just so long as you understand that they will never do the same for you. I also would like to point out at this time that the repub version of this joke typically involves showing people in crosshairs, or perhaps being burned to death.

[colonel odis]

24. freeperizing the joke would say something along the lines of exercising your 2nd amendment rights

and shooting them.

[EstimatedProphet]

28. And unfortunately I've seen things they put up just like that

Torture and murder are funny to some people.

[colonel odis]

30. one reason they think it's funny is, they have no idea what it's really like. if we

did the things to them they fantasize about doing to us, they'd change their tune very quickly.

though it would be sinking to their level, in some respects it's a good idea. cause the best way to take the wind out of the schoolyard bully is to punch him in the nose.

on the other hand, they're so stinking dumb it's doubtful they'd learn anything from it.

[Lucy Goosey]

10. Drown them in a bathtub.

(with thanks to Grover Norquist)

[baldguy]

12. Require that they get their GED

[YOY]

13. Let the sane ones among them fix their party

Pull them away from the Ultra-far right and toward where they should be: about to Clinton's level.

The true wing nuts need to go the way of the dodo. The Religious portion of them are the problem: Stop them from abusing the home school system and start aggressively taxing their churches when they get political.

They have to fix it.

We need to do a DAMN good job. No mucking about for a President Obama. American people first (all of us) and don't forget about our responsibility to the world.

We have to win this first. DON'T GET COCKY.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. You can say that again!

[AlCzervik]

18. it will probably take about a year for them to go through the process of blaming

each other, after that who knows, maybe some of the reasonable ones can try and regroup.

[wvbygod]

20. Teach them how bad arrogance and intolerance is ...

Then deport them.

[whatchamacallit]

21. Take back the stolen treasure and pay down the debt? n/t

[DinahMoeHum]

22. Put them in re-education camps for deprogramming

from the garbage the Rovian types drilled into their heads for too long.

:evilfrown:

[Spritz57]

25. Relocate them next to. . .

*Nuclear waste storage facilities,
*Petroleum refineries, or
*Mark Foley or Larry Craig.

[Alter Ego]

26. Turn them all into soap!

[peace frog]

27. If the gods are kind

and we are blessed with 4 - 8 years of an Obama presidency and a Democratic majority in the House and Senate, we will have a priceless opportunity to influence the minds and sensibilities of future voters through education. Let's not waste it!

[doc03]

29. We can send them to Alaska, they can see

Siberia from there.

[hogwyld]

31. Sell them off to despotic regimes as slaves

We could use the proceeds to pay down the debt, and they can live in a fascist paradise. win/win. Plus, just the irony alone would be priceless.