Hey, what's Palin going to call her book?

[MichiganVote]

[Shakespeare]

1. "Also, progressing my career. You betcha!"

Page after page of not a whole hell of a lot.

[jimmybama]

59. THANKS, BUT NO THANKS!!

THE HOCKEY MOM THAT ALMOST REFORMED WASHINGTON!!! NAILIN
PALIN!! SIX PACK PUSSY!!!  IDITAROD AFTER HOURS!!!

MOOSES FOR MAVERICK'S

[TexasObserver]

2. The Wasilla Hillbillies

[MichiganVote]

7. I like it. Make everyone there feel better.

[marco86]

3. stupidity for stupid people

[Arugula Latte]

56. or "Stupidity for Dummies"

[El Supremo]

4. White Fang

The Pit Bull with no brains.

[MichiganVote]

10. ...and moose lips

[CoffeeCat]

5. "There too...Right Back At Ya...You Betcha!" nt

[MichiganVote]

29. Maybe they'll have one of those things that shows her wink on the cover when you tilt the book.

[Olney Blue]

6. The Big Alaski- starring the Dude.

[MichiganVote]

35. On the Biggest Snow Machine. I'm thinking romance novel w/ furry cover.

[napi21]

8. Here's a clip from a Newsmax email I received.

A new authorized biography, Sarah: How a Hockey Mom Turned the Political Establishment Upside Down, is now available.

Newsmax is GIVING them away FREE with the purchase of a subscription!!!!!

[MichiganVote]

13. Volume II:(when Volume I doesn't sell) How a Beauty Queen Turned the GOP Upside Down

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. "Run-On: Apply Directly to the Brain."

[MichiganVote]

14. LOL!

[MarkInCA]

11. I don't know, but I'm sure

that the title will have a lot of words in it, make little sense, and leave you shaking your head. You betcha.

[MichiganVote]

18. Like maybe, "Gosh Darn Work Pimping for $150,000 Threads "

[Starry Messenger]

12. How to Squander your 15 Minutes of Fame.

or Killing Polar Bears For Jesus :hide:

[MichiganVote]

21. Its SEALS silly...SEALS for Jesus. Doncha' know the Wasilla lingo?

[Motown_Johnny]

15. Politics for Dummies, or How to succeed in Politics without really trying

[Jennicut]

16. "Also too and also about and also"

[MichiganVote]

27. Also...Eleat Me. Or I Was a Sex Slave to A Terrorist.

[Jennicut]

33. Have you heard the Sarah Palin expression done by Randi Rhodes?

Freakin most hilarious thing ever. Also too...

[MichiganVote]

34. No, I haven't heard it but I'm sure Randi or Tina will get a whole chapter.

[Jennicut]

38. And Stephanie Miller too. She had a great Sarah Palin Christams song, rocking around the Palin Tree

[Shakespeare]

17. Another: Sarah's Ultimate Shopping Guide: Shop Till You Drop $150,000 of Other People's Money

It'll be a big, BIG hit.

[MichiganVote]

19. Kewpie Coupons included!

[MarkInCA]

20. "In This Respect"

[MichiganVote]

23. In what respect Mark....you stuttering, blathering, show off SOB (just kidding)

[JuniperLea]

22. My Pet Moose... eom

[MichiganVote]

25. She's writing about her husband?

[JuniperLea]

30. LOL!!

I'm sure he insists!

:rofl:

[Starry Messenger]

24. "Here is Something Else I Don't Read"

[MichiganVote]

28. Should just put a Big Title called, 'Garage Sale' on it.

[gmoney]

26. "A Smorgasbord of Ignorance"

Apologies to Oscar Levant...

[Epiales]

31. How to Make $466,666 per Minute

[MichiganVote]

32. Holy Smokes, is it that much? She really does want to pay for that bridge herself.

[all.of.me]

36. Big Fat Liar

[SeattleGirl]

37. "Idiots for Dummies"??

:crazy:

[IDemo]

49. subtitle - "Morans for the rest of us"

[casus belli]

39. "See John Run". n/t

[firedupdem]

40. sayra and tawwd's story n/t

[DarthDem]

41. In What Respect

n/t

[MichiganVote]

48. In What World.. is more like it

[IDemo]

42. "I can see Pennsylvania Avenue"

cover illustration:

[MichiganVote]

46. The "Right" House

[HousePainter]

43. Audacity of a Dope

[MichiganVote]

45. LOL...or High On Jesus, Down on Obama

[truthisfreedom]

44. "How I took the GOP and

„˙pɐǝɥ sʇı uo ʎןǝʇǝןdɯoɔ ʇı pǝuɹnʇ

[IDemo]

47. "Northern Explosure"

[Lil Missy]

50. "My Pet Moose"

[CitizenPatriot]

51. The Angry Ovary's Trip Around the Country

found in the children's section until parents complain about the "Palin around with Terrorists" section.

[Tribetime]

52. Anyone can get elected in Alaska ...anyone

[DevonRex]

53. "Memoirs of a Fucking Idiot" is my bet. nt

[Dinger]

54. "I F'd mccain, And he Wasn't The Only One" nt

[Eyes_wide_ open]

55. Not sure of the title but I heard that when asked about

whether she was would write a book about her experience she said "I don't know, I'll have to find out what they actually do first" :eyes:

[Arugula Latte]

57. "Bubble Hair, Bubble Head"

[Cleita]

58. "View From the Bridge....to Political Nowhere" n/t

[1Hippiechick]

60. How to Conduct a Political Campaign and in the Process Help the Press Regain their Credibility, the

Republican Party Energize Their Base, and to Show the American People that a Washington Oustider Who is also a Maverick is the Best Person to Run a Country of Small Town Patriotic Americans Who Believe in Patriotism, Continuing the War in Iraq According to the Bush Doctrine Also and Who Believe that any Candidate Who Consorts with Terrorists and Cannot or Will Not Produce a Birth Certificate Should Not be Allowed to Run for the Presidency Becase His Most Significant Accomplishment in the Senate was Voting Present and Community Organization Which Lead him to the Living Room of Bill Ayers Where He Began His Political Career (although he would tell you that he hardly knows Bill Ayres) and Who Still May not be Named the 44th President of the United States Because it will be Discovered that He Actually was Born in Kenya Although His Mother was an American Which Guarantees His Citizenship in the Good Ol' US of A Where I Want to Give a Shout Out to all the Fabulous Supporters Who Followed our Campaign From Town to Town Where We Met Alan the Actor, Bill the Beverage Distributor, Carol the Cake Decorator, Dan the Doctor, Edna the Electrologist, Frank the Factor, Gary the Garage Mechanic, Harry the HVAC tech, Iris the Inventor, Jay the Jack of all Trades, Karen the Knitter, Larry the Longshoreman, Mike the Milkman, Nancy the Nurse, Opal the Opthalmologist, Pete the Proctologist, Queenie the Quality Inspector, Rosie the Riveter, Sam the Safety Engineer, Tom the Tire Dealer, Ulysses the Union Organizer, Victor the Veep of his Company, William the Wine Distributor, Xena the X-ray technician, and Zora the Zoologist, Only a Few of the Many who Came and Stood in the Rain to See us While we Waited Inside Waiting for the Rain to Abate in Order to Preserve the Wardrobe that was Loaned to my Family So that We Looked Like We Belonged with That Left Elitist Crowd Instead of the Wasilla Hillbillies We Appeared to Be as Evidenced in the Very Casual Wardrobe I wore as Governor of Alaska and Captured on Film for the Left to Make Fun of While at the same Time Attacking those Brave Parents Who Believe that Life Begins at Conception and Who Believe the Stem Cell Research is Wrong Unless it Will be Used to cure the Snake Bites incurred During Snake Handling Services or Witch Doctor Incantations to Rid the World of the Evil Left and to Preserve our Country for Future Generations of the Only True Americans--Republicans."

[MichiganVote]

61. OMG you have me feeling..sniff...sick to my frickin' stomach---DUZY AWARD!

[rebel with a cause]

62. "To All the Joes I've Loved Before: Sixpack, The Plumber, The Ordinary"

Or "Dennis Miller says liberal women hate me because I have great sex: When did I have sex with Dennis Miller?"

I know they are lame: but then so am I.

[KamaAina]

63. "Pit Bulls, Hockey Moms and Lipstick"

oh dear, I sure hope she doesn't get all write-y and make it a trilogy... :scared:

[MichiganVote]

70. :) Nah' next book with be all religious and Anti-Choice.

[ddeclue]

64. Governoring for Dummies! n/t

[Tennessee Gal]

65. The Ditz: You betcha!

[JoePhilly]

66. Alaskan Maverick: And other Fairy Tales

[santamargarita]

67. Fascism For Dummies

:crazy:

[JerseygirlCT]

68. MAVRICK nt

[pdxmom]

69. My Old Goat: Stories from the Campaign Trail. N/T

[MichiganVote]

72. and Cindy is a closet binge eater...details inside.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

71. Godzilla

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

73. Mommy Deerest