Freepers: Obama has a fake birth certificate so Pelosi may become President.

[MidwestTransplant]

The claims that he is "hearing" that some states may withhold their votes until O proves he is "American."

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2134008/posts

These morons are just too funny. Still pimping the birth certificate nonsense.

They just can't get over the fact that we will have a Marxist as a president and there is nothing they can do about it ;)

[happychatter]

1. I dearly hope, that in their alternative universe, this actually happens

...and I hope, she dresses like Condi Rice

[liberalhistorian]

2. ROFLMAO!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, that is beyond rich! Of all of the batshit crazy, paranoid, loony tunes nutball nutcase nonsense we've heard from them these past two weeks, I really didn't think they could get any crazier or funnier. Daaayuuum, how do those people manage to dress and feed themselves every day without any brain cells?

[4lbs]

3. He didn't even say which blue states were going to withhold their votes.

Freeper sees straws. Grasps at them.

[EFerrari]

4. THEY'RE ONTO US!

:rofl:

[vanderBeth]

22. I think they found out Part 2 in Project X

Run for the hills!

[LynneSin]

43. I thought that was Project Mayhem we were operating

damnit, someone needs to keep these projects in order

:cry:

[drm604]

89. Relax

This is all part of the plan - keep them on this wild goose chase so they totally miss the bigger issue.
Shhh...

[struggle4progress]

90. Obama: "I Was Born On Krypton" (CBR News 17 Oct)

Fri, October 17th, 2008 at 10:58AM PST
Updated: Fri, October 17th, 2008 at 11:09AM PST
... Senator Barack Obama ... last night ... in New York City ... once again courted the coveted “geek vote” by including in his speech the revelation that he was born on Krypton ... http://www.comicbookresources.com/?id=18481&page=article

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vws9fTtQgz4

What more evidence do you need? He admits he was born on another planet! But all US states and territories are located on THIS planet!

[mcg]

93. Ok, Obama will now have to supply a DNA sample to prove he is human, not Kryptonian.

How do we know that the Obama's were not human foster parents?
Maybe his spacecraft crashed landed on Hawaii.

[bluestateguy]

5. I encourage them to keep up the pursuit of this

That way, yeah there, right down that blind alley.

Meanwhile, we will do the work needed to keep on winning.

[EFerrari]

7. If Nancy's not a planer, it will be ciaos! CIAOS!

"Because of the ciaos of Obama not being a citizen there is a delay in deciding what to do."

"If Pelosi were a planer she could arrange to have a crises that took the USA past the swearing in time and by default become the first American Woman President, heaven forbid."

:rofl:

[Hekate]

18. ? So unless Nancy uses carpentry tools, Obama will say an Italian farewell? Is this opera?

Wait, my brain hurts.
:rofl:

Hekate

[spinbaby]

39. Didn't you hear?

It's the new Broadway hit.

[EFerrari]

40. A rock opera!

Screwn!

[byronius]

102. Good Lord. I have to write that.

[liberalhistorian]

44. Ciaos to the morans who

cast their series hugh asparagus!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

Freepers: the linguistic comedy gift that just keeps on giving the whole year through!

[grannylib]

84. Now that's summing it all up nicely!

:rofl: :rofl: You really couldn't make this shit up...I really wonder what color the sky is in Freeperland? They truly are in their own little world over there.
Poor little freeptards. I almost feel sorry for them.
Almost.

[liberalhistorian]

94. My teenage son has always been very

artistic. When he was little, he drew this really neat picture then "painted" it using an art program on the computer. It had a huge sky that filled up most of the page and it was a really weird color, a combination of several unlikely colors. I'd never seen that color before or since. Aptly enough, he titled the pic "the strange sky." When I think of FreeperPlanet, I think of that "strange sky" as being their sky. It's certainly "out of this world."

[wryter2000]

99. Ciaos?

I thought ciaos were little dogs.

Freepers are priceless. :rofl:

[JoePhilly]

81. I Agree ... we should feed their insanity!!!!

It keep them busy.

[NancyG]

6. So wouldn't that make Biden president, not Pelosi? nt

[silverojo]

9. Like Freepers understand our government?

They're just batshit crazy lunatics. I'd love to see a team of shrinks analyze their deranged ravings.

[whistler162]

10. Nope... Pennsylvania is a country near Transylvania

isn't it! At least that is what 6500 people say!

[nxylas]

41. Yes, meet the President of Pennsylvania

[gmoney]

21. Depends when it happens...

Of course, Bush could conceivable do a power grab if things got that bad...

[KamaAina]

71. Of course not.

Biden was born in Scranton. Scranton is the setting for "The Office". "The Office" was based on a British sitcom of the same name. Therefore, Biden is a British subject. Q.E.D.

( :sarcasm: )

[Muttocracy]

83. hey, that's a mathematical proof ya got there. nt

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

85. Biden? Of course not!

That would be for Bidden.

[struggle4progress]

87. Maybe in the real world -- but that's not where those guys live:

United States Constitution
Amendment XX

... Section 3. If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President elect shall .... have failed to qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified ...

http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.amendmentxx.html

I don't know how the parallel constitution reads in their parallel universe

[Critters2]

8. It'll be ciaos!!!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

26. "Ciaos": what happens when it's all a CIA plot.

Or, what happens when things get so bad that you have to say "ciao" to the country. :rofl:

[Ilsa]

91. Yep, add that one to the freeper dictionary. nt

[Bernardo de La Paz]

11. Freeper meltdown in another thread on BC non-issue: over 2000 posts in 3 days: link.

That's only got 23 posts so far. Here's one with over 2000 posts in a couple of days:

link

Constitutional crisis looming over Obama's birth location

Lets count the ways BO can be black mailed.

Someone who knows the truth about his birth place.

Someone who knows about his Muslim connections.

Someone who knows about his shady Acorn dealings.

Someone who knows about his drug use.

Someone who knows about his racist past.

Someone who knows about his forged BC.

Someone who knows about what he was writting about in college.
2,012 posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 9:06:18 PM by jetson

(on edit: formatting, link)

[Critters2]

19. They're writing letters to SCOTUS.

Yeah, that's how the courts work. They decide things based on how many letters they get from nutjob conspiracy theorists! It is to laugh! :rofl:

[Bernardo de La Paz]

72. "Obama may in fact be found to be an illegal alien"

To: PA-RIVER

“Obama may in fact be found to be an illegal alien....”

And therein lies the Capitol Hill resistance to meaningful immigration reform and enforcement.

2,059 posted on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 12:26:48 PM by mo

[byronius]

103. Scalia and Thomas, I'm sure, read every word and try hard to enact it.

You know it's true.

[gauguin57]

73. "WRITTING about in college"???

Can we get together and buy freerepublic.com a dictionary, please?

[rogerballard]

12. I sent my sister an email the night before the election....

mind you hard core right wing born again... I emailed her my favorite bumper sticker: "If you aren't angry you are not paying attention", she emailed back with her favorite bumper sticker: " What about Obama's birth certificate?"

:puke:

[BuyingThyme]

14. Send her this:

http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html

[Tiggeroshii]

13. I've always felt the inauguration will mean so much more than the election.

The election showed that we can, which is amazing in itself. But the inauguration is proof it will happen. Once he's inaugurated, all these idiots will have to bite their tongues. and Swallow their feet.

[rogerballard]

15. Truly amazing......

feet, ankles and calves, I cant wait for that day !

[liberalhistorian]

45. Don't count on it, unfortunately. These

fuckers will NEVER give up and they will never stop stewing in their hateful racist ignorant juices.

[Yukari Yakumo]

56. Of course not, they're idiots after all. {nt}

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

16. Spent a couple of hours in FreeplePeeple territory today

just to observe the carnage. They actually BELIEVE this completely discredited shit. They are pegging the delusion meter. No facts can dissude them from their lunatic delusions. Barack Obama is as American as pumpkin pie and turkey for Thanksgiving. I wallow and delight in the insanity of their madness. If this is what we have to face down, it will be like shooting fish in a barrel with a sawed off shotgun.

[rogerballard]

17. Love that FKA.....

excellent analysis.....

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

20. Gee, it's too bad Jerry Falwell is dead

He could remake the 'Clinton Chronicles' for Obama and get rich off stupid Freepers who are willing to believe anything

[snake in the grass]

23. Now that the birth certificate issue..

...has been settled, they are now going after his selective service registration.

It just gets better and better!

http://freerepublic.com/focus/news/2131604/posts

There is no cure for stupid!

[MichaelHarris]

24. All is well

they have not discovered the secret lab where we are building Obama 2.0

[AllentownJake]

25. They understand that the electors are hand picked by

the Democratic party or GOP depending on who won the state

:rofl:

[LiberalFighter]

33. Just shows how ignorant they are about American politics.

I would welcome the delegates from states that went for McCain to withhold their votes.

Personally, I think that any of those delegates should be identified and lambasted for being racists.


In addition, I know who is the delegate from my district that gets to cast her ballot and who replaces her if she can't do it here in Indiana. I seriously doubt that either of them will cast their vote for anyone other than Obama.

[AllentownJake]

36. About the only time you get faithless electors

is when the candidate the elector is casting their ballot for lost and the person disagrees with their campaign. Or when people reverse the top of the ticket with the bottom by mistake.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faithless_elector

[Douglas Carpenter]

27. I hate to say it, but their are conspiracy theorist nut-jobs here on DU too - just as freeptardish

However, at least they are only a small minority here. While on FR they appear to be the overwhelming majority.

And I suspect most of the ones here are really just pulling peoples leg to get a rise out of folks. While on FR they appear to actually be serious.

[Kind of Blue]

28. They'll never get over it. To them, only white people are real Americans.

[liberalhistorian]

46. That is, only whites who live in

the "right" states and who agree with them, only they are "real" Americans in freeperland.

[Kind of Blue]

78. Oh, yeah. I forgot about the "real America."

So good not to hear Palin dribble babble. Out of sight out of mind.

[Bill219]

29. They've become excited by the fact that...

Alan Keyes has filed a lawsuit

"The petition is a request for the Superior Court of California in Sacramento County to issue a peremptory writ barring Secretary of State Debra Bowen "from both certifying to the governor the names of the California Electors, and from transmitting to each presidential Elector a Certificate of Election, until such documentary proof is produced and verified showing that Senator Obama is a 'natural born' citizen of the United States and does not hold citizenship of Indonesia, Kenya or Great Britain."

Stupid freepers

source worldnutdaily.com

[npincus]

30. unhinged, untethered to reality.

I went there yesterday... the blatantly racist, nastiness on that site is worse than I have ever seen it. freepers cannot handle a black president named Barack Hussein Obama. I don't plan to go back there. Let them stew and fester in their own evil, but I hope the FBI is monitoring that site; I think the hate and extremism is frightening.

[LiberalFighter]

34. I've been over there a few times but I could not stand their format.

Doesn't their format suggest they are not organized?

[grannylib]

86. Disorganized, totally lacking in creativity, clueless, and just plain

UNCOOL.

[Vinca]

31. These people better hope Obama's healthcare plan includes payments

to psychiatrists.

[Libby2]

32. It's really frightening how delusional they are.

[EFerrari]

55. They worship Bush, whose family does business with bin Ladens

but they can't believe OBAMA is an American patriot. They're insane.

[LiberalFighter]

35. Do they really want Pelosi to be President? How utterly idiotic are they?

[old mark]

37. Obama - That's Japanese, right? nt

[OnionPatch]

38. Every once in awhile

it's fun to go over to the alternate universe and see what make-believe issues they are ranting about.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

82. Spent some time in FreeplePeeple land

over the last couple of days just to get some laffs. They are in a seething uproar, spewing FreeperFatwas and excommunicating moderates and "RINO"s (anyone to the left of Mussolini) with the fury of rabid weasels or medieval popes and antipopes expelling each others' followers.

The amout of bigotry and ugliness is far higher than it was a couple of years ago and there seems to be more truly unhinged loonies. If paranoia were gold, the Freeps could buy their own planet.

[OnionPatch]

97. A planet for the Freepers! What a great idea.

I hope it's a few million light years away.

[mgc1961]

42. Just imagine if Barry had been born...

...before Hawaii officially became a state.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

49. Who The Fuck Is Barry?

[liberalhistorian]

57. "Barry" is Freeperville's

derogatory "nickname" for Obama. Kinda makes me wonder why this poster is using it. Hmmm...........

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

58. Psssssstttttt......

(I know... That's why I called him out on it)

[mgc1961]

59. Didn't some of his school...

...mates refer to him as Barry? Is it a crime to call Bush, George?

The guy is just three months older than me. If I were talking to him right now I'd have him address me as Mitch, not Mitchell, not Cornett, or Mr. Cornett. Just Mitch.

Good grief.


:eyes:

[Hekate]

63. It was his boyhood nickname, like calling my BIL Jackie. BIL prefers Jacques,now that he's a grownup

... and a 60 year old professional man, at that. It's on his birth cert, too. And a lot of people have a hard time figuring out how to pronounce it -- his favorite is "Hock-ess." My husband still calls him Jackie, though. My father's family called him Junior; his nieces called him Uncle Junior. Drove my mother nuts because she thought a grown man shouldn't be called Junior.

Basically, the child Barry grew to be a young college man who embraced his ancestry by using his full name: Barack Obama, and that's how he presents himself to the world. Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter kept their nicknames, but that's their prerogative.

The freepers are capable of making anything into a slur, and they've done so with "Barry." That's all this little dustup is. They have their customs; DU has its.

Hekate

:hi:

[mgc1961]

60. See reply to liberalhistorian.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

61. You Didn't Wish Me A Happy Birthday Yesterday. I'm Disappointed.

I mean, obviously you think I was born yesterday...

[whistler162]

74. Barry is the nickname/short version of his name

that Senator Obama used through most of his youth.

It is often used as a derogatory name by those opposed to his presidency.

I have used it in my sig because it fit, "Give 'em heck Barry.". But later modified it so there weren't so many apoplectic fits.

[EFerrari]

51. That would have been HUGH!!!!!

[PBS Poll-435]

52. Maybe even SERIES!11

[Orsino]

62. Yawn. Imagine a world in which McCain actually had a birth certificate...

...the authenticity of which was attested to by his birth state's government, and Obama had none.

[Warren DeMontague]

66. Just imagine if the fat fundy fucktard base of the GOP...

could pull their pointy little creationist heads out of their collective rectii...

imagine!

[ieoeja]

69. Then he'd have been a naturally born son because of his mother.

That's another aspect of this that is so fucking hillarious. It doesn't MATTER where he was born. His mother was an American. He could have been born in Moscow with Kruschev the father, and he would STILL be a naturally born American.

[Crunchy Frog]

77. Barry was. Er, that would be Barry Goldwater, before Arizona became a state.

Doesn't seem to have kept him from getting his party's nomination.

[Mz Pip]

47. "hearing"

There's is medication people can take for those kinds of voices. I strongly suggest that this person get help before he hurts himself or someone close to him.

[slick8790]

48. This whole thing is absurd. Even if this ridiculous nonsense about him "not being born in the US"

was true, his mother is still a US citizen. Therefore, he is a natural born citizen, as anyone with at least 1 American citizen parent is a citizen.

Sheesh, these people are thick.

[LibertyLover]

50. On another discussion site I look at, they are doing the same thing

It's a group that discusses things like UFOs, aliens, crop circles and conspiracy theories in general. There have been a number of threads lately started by, well let's just say conservatives unhappy with the outcome of the election, that rehash the same thing. Obama was born in Kenya because his Kenyan grandmother told some Moslem cleric, who has since escaped to England and applied for political asylum, that he had and she had attended his birth. Obama has supplied a Certificate of Live Birth which is not the same as a birth certificate, which does not have the raised seal of the state of Hawaii on it. Obama went to Hawaii shortly before the election not just to bump off his American grandmother but to pay someone off at the state level to confirm that they have his original birth certificate on file. The threads all make a big deal of a law suit someone named Berg in Pennsylvania files and allege that because of it Obama must produce his real birth certificate to the Supreme Court in December. Whenever someone tries to interject a bit of sanity into the discussion, the anti-Obama people scream bloody murder and complain that all Obama has to do is produce his real birth certificate to end the discussion. Another facet to this is that Obama is not a US citizen because he lived in Indonesia, became an Indonesian citizen and renounced his American citizenship. Of course they neglect to mention that Obama was a child when he and his mother moved to Indonesia and he could not legally renounce his citizenship nor is there any evidence his mother did it on his behalf. It's sad really that they are so against anybody being president who is not white that they resort to infantile fantasies.

[EFerrari]

53. Why would a Muslim cleric have to flee KENYA?

:wtf:

[LibertyLover]

64. Oh good grief

there you go, making sense. :rofl: I believe that the reason given in the article being quoted by the poster on this other site was that the cleric had to leave Kenya because he had proof that President Elect Obama had been born in Kenya and therefore could not be president of the United States and the Kenyan authorities were after him because they didn't want that information to come out. Kenyan officials want PE Obama to be sworn in as president and then they will be able to hold this information over him to get special treatment. Remember this other site I mentioned is devoted to discussing, among other things, conspiracy theories, and they can find doozies. :)

[budkin]

54. I have no sympathy for those paranoid assholes.

SUFFER BITCHES!

[codjh9]

65. What a bunch of bullshit! However, W IS a fake Texan. :^)

[DearAbby]

67. Oh Goody I love fairy tales...

Let me get my footed jammies on...tuck me in. Okay...Once upon a time...

Let them whittle away the years pursuing this dead end, it will keep them outta our way, and entertain us at the same time.

[TrogL]

68. Obama is no Marxist - he's a neo-Trotskyist through and through

[Posteritatis]

70. Is a state's witholding their electoral votes actually a possibility here?

I know nothing about the electoral vote process beyond "popular vote in the state = that state's votes go to the president."

[gauguin57]

75. Ok, little Freepies. I'm gonna say this again ... verrrry slowly. Try to follow along ....

... do all of you Freeper dimwits think that the FBI, CIA, NSA, Treasury Dept. (secret service) didn't vet Obama beyond all vetting? Do you honestly think these agencies, which are tasked with protecting our country -- from within and without -- didn't check for DNA under Obama's fingernails (let alone investigate his birth certificate)??? I mean, have you any idea how this country works? ... how this government works? Do you Freepies really think that the FBI has a 20-year file on David HALBERSTAM for Chrissakes, and didn't check the circumstances of the Democratic nominee's birth?

Good lord. How do the Freepers cross the street? How do they find their butts with both hands?

And what part of the line at the bottom of Obama's Certificate of Live Birth -- "this copy serves as prima facie evidence of the fact of birth in any court proceeding" -- do they NOT understand? Is "prima facie" giving them trouble? Can they not read? What's the deal?

[IndianaJohn]

76. Can we say "denial"?

Their favorite state other than Alaska.

[Mid_FL_voter]

79. These peeps really are nuts.

Oh, sheesh. I had read about the birth certificate allegations prior to the election when some Freep Peeps were going batty over it. I just can't believe they are still at it. This "story" has been debunked and debunked.

It truly is frightening just how stupid and gullible some people can be. The Internet is a dangerous place... ;-)

[Skidmore]

80. Ya' need wipers for your computer screen for a thread like this.

Exploding Freeper goop all over the place. It's toxic too. We need a Hazmat unit now.

[Jennicut]

88. Stupid idiots. Don't they know how secession works? The VP would be next in line.

Not that Obama has a fake birth certificate or anything but the line of secession is like learned in elementary school.

[Omnibus]

96. That's succession.

Succession is when Joe Biden takes over for Obama because Barack's a Muslim terrorist robot from Mars and THESE X-RAYS PROVE IT!!!!!!1

Secession is what Todd & Sarah want to do to Alaska. All REAL Americans want to join them.

[drm604]

92. Those people really need to take a child pill!

:rofl:

[Smuckies]

95. lolol..they never stop.

[The Backlash Cometh]

98. It's not funny. They think inductively. They have already made up their

minds. They don't plan to recognize him as president any more than we recognized George Bush. The difference is, that we respected the laws and fought within the system. They will not. Their discontent will grow and their will be acts of disobedience that will cross the line. If they are given too much leeway, expect them to provoke an incident, to test this government's authority. For them, creating another Waco scenario with authorities hanging around a compound, well, I wouldn't put it pass them to do it deliberately, because, on a smaller scale, that's what happens around here. They intentionally create a scene and try to suck in public support in the confusion, before the public has a chance to sort things out.

[Yukari Yakumo]

100. Provided first, that they move out of their mother's basement. {nt}

[and-justice-for-all]

101. What dipshits....someone get them a fucking life..plz..nt