BREAKING: Barak Obama born by Cesarean section

[ashling]

Clarence Thomas rules that he is not a NATURAL BORN American! :sarcasm:

THIS JUST IN: Birnam Wood moves to Dunsinane. ... or maybe it was Tiger Woods :shrug:


Also in the news: Sarah Palin's Pastor exorcises 3 weird sisters ... bars close

Filmat 11.



:rofl:

[villager]

1. You beat me to the "Macbeth" reference! ("Macbush?")

[Ken Burch]

6. Damn, me too!

[blogslut]

19. I beat you all

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7911612&mesg_id=7911615

:hi:

[ashling]

27. well, in point of fact, yes you did, but

this reference is all about deftly phrased metaphor and surgically placed innuendo, combining classic Shakespearean style and double entendre with cutting edge wit and other stuff that I am too busy to think of right now .....

















diabolically:rofl:

[villager]

29. Ashling's concession to Blogslut is too erudite for me, at the moment...

Blogslut, you had us beat by a Bardic mile! ;-)

[ashling]

32. Bardic mile! ;-)

can I use that? or is in Copywrite protected? LOL

[villager]

34. The phrase is already being replicated on streets in Beijing...

... so I think the copyright's been busted. Go ahead! ;-)

[Adsos Letter]

2. He was born in Caesarea?!

Good Lord...Obama is an Israeli!!! :D

[ashling]

3. Does the Mossad torture?

Nobody expects the Israeli Inquisition!

:shrug:

[CTyankee]

8. "Our chief weapons are fear and surprise..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A

:rofl:

[ashling]

26. Didn't they use

Holy Water Boarding ?

[CTyankee]

28. Not sure. I remember the Comfy Chair, tho.

It was a strange bit but I always liked them.

[azurnoir]

4. No it means Obama was never born

he was surgically removed from a female subject:sarcasm:

[spiritual_gunfighter]

9. Obama was immaculately conceived n/t

[machI]

30. Is Caesarea the ancient name of Jerusalem?

[BelgianMadCow]

5. Hail Caesar!

oh noes, we just had one of those ;-)

[Madam Mossfern]

7. Which section was that?

It makes a difference you know...
This could be big.

[shrike]

10. "From his mother's womb untimely ripped"

That reference has occurred to me more than once over the course of this debacle.

[Blue_Tires]

12. i love the play about that scottish king

but ever since high school, i always wanted MacBeth's next line to be "That doesn't count and YOU KNOW IT! You STILL came out of a woman!"

[shrike]

15. Yeah, but then we wouldn't get that great fight at the end

Though you're right, in the end it's all semantics.

[Erin Elizabeth]

11. Does this mean I was never born?

OMG!!!

[regnaD kciN]

13. That settles it...if he was born Italian, he can't be President!

:rofl:

[LeftishBrit]

14. So did Burnham Wood come to McCain?

[jberryhill]

20. After seeing Cindy, I doubt McCain gets any wood at all /nt

[crispini]

24. BWAH!

:spray:

[Whisp]

16. that would make him Roman, not American!

:rofl:

[Sebastian Doyle]

18. Uh-oh

Fundies believe the Antichrist will come from Rome !!!!!111!!! :scared:

[jberryhill]

21. Just wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this! /nt

[gauguin57]

17. OK, this is the post of the day, IMHO!

:rofl:

[FormerDittoHead]

22. What section of Caesaria was he born in? I may have family from there! n/t

[WinkyDink]

23. Heh. My personal reason for gleefully teaching "Macbeth"!

[qanda]

25. Maybe I'm just dense, but I don't get this post at all

:shrug:

[gardenista]

31. Sounds like the plot of a Kurosawa film

Or Shakespeare play

[question everything]

33. This means that he is Eyetalian ! (nt)

[BlancheSplanchnik]

35. I don't know no Shakespeare, and I'm laffing my ass off anyway!

but I get it even more gooder now, thanks to Google™ :D

there is one fav Shakespeare quote I do know, by the way and OT...
"Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens!"
Shakespeare must have come up with that after a looksie at freepland.....
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this thread is a riot!! :rofl: