Was this the price to get the SoS job?

[SwampG8r]

the highly respected "globe" reports that hillary clinton has promised to divorce bill

"HILLARY Clinton is finally dumping her cheating hubby Bill after making a stunning promise to President-elect Barack Obama, insiders say in a GLOBE exclusive that bares the drama behind the former First Lady's new Cabinet post. Our sources reveal when the Clintons' stormy marriage will end - and the amazing final straw. Don't miss it! "

other stories of interest are the election of barack obama was illegal,bush is depressed and ted kennedy has run away from home
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/274
oh noes!!111!!!! what shall we do!!!!1111!!!

[babylonsister]

1. Dumb. nt

[SwampG8r]

2. just trying to have some fun after work

i saw it in line at the grocery store and found it very funny

[demwing]

3. I agree, funny stuff, if you don't take it seriously

And if it makes the headlines on the Globe, who does?

[SwampG8r]

4. exactly

if the world weekly news was still running do you think the alien would have endorsed bush or obama?
he did endorse clinton and he won
that WWN alien could predict an election so damn well

[Catherine Vincent]

5. Lame.

Go to bed.

[moriah]

6. Oh, the Weekly World News could have done much better.

They would have told the real price Hillary had to pay for SoS:

Her rise to power had not been the results of her hard work, or even the results of her husband sleeping around on her as some people assert, but that she had a secret agreement with aliens from the planet Zendar to take all children from their parents and raise them communally so they could be brainwashed in preparation for their alien overlords' invasion.

She obviously tried hard to appease her masters, including publishing her book "It Takes A Village", but apparently the support of their alien overlords made Bill get too confident. They had told him he could have any woman he wanted, and he was sure they'd cover it up for him. Alas, a fringe group of radicals in the alien overlords administration decided that they wanted to put their own candidates in, and stole the sperm sample taken from Bill when he and Hillary were probed to apply to Monica's blue dress.

The fringe group were ultimately successful in their endeavors, and due to the drama surrounding Bill's alien-enhanced member, they put George W. Bush in power. They had hoped the Patriot Act, No Child Left Behind, and the Faith Based Initiatives would help move them toward their goal, but Dubya turned out to be a miserable failure.

The battle between the overlords this primary season lasted much longer than it usually did, but in the end they compromised and let Hillary become SoS. To avoid the alien conflicts from becoming public knowledge, however, they have required that Bill have his alien gift -- the Clenis -- repossessed.

[demwing]

10. So the Clenis is a gift on loan from Aliens?

Fine, but the planet Zendar? Those in the know understand that after the Clenis was repossesed it was taken back to Uranus.

[moriah]

11. So the trade agreement has gotten out, I see....

The Zendars are very prolific traders in modified body parts -- they give their minions gifts to assist them. Smart ones ask for feet that cannot be placed in their mouths, vain ones ask for buttocks that must constantly be kissed, etc. Genital modifications are in high demand apparently.

The only modification they refuse to do is provide heads that cannot be buried in sand. A petition is out for them to start a trade in correcting cranio-rectal inversion, but as most sufferers do not realize their condition and Zendars firmly believe that modifications must be made out of your own free will, that's right out in their book.

More the pity.

[NashVegas]

12. I Agree.

They could've put Bill in bed with Michelle, already.

[Whisp]

7. heh.

the only reason the two of them would do that is to take air out of Obama's agenda.

unfortunately, everyone likes a soap opera

[Whisp]

8. of the two I have more respect for Hillary

but that's not saying much

[PBS Poll-435]

9. A sad day for the Globe.

What in the hell were they thinking running that kind of trash?

Duh. Hill + Bill 4 EVA.

Easily disproven and not very nice, to boot.

[SwampG8r]

13. the globe has been

banging the clintons are getting a divorce gong since the 90's