Freepers are catching a break - the "media" finally picks up their cause.

[progressoid]

Obama - Born in the USA?

PRESIDENT-elect Barack Obama is being rocked by a series of shocking new lawsuits charging his election was illegal! GLOBE's special report reveals why some national leaders believe his Hawaiian birth certificate was forged - and that America's next commander-in-chief was born in Kenya, which could doom his presidency. It's must reading.



http://www.globemagazine.com/story/277




"Well, if this is what it takes to get the story in front of the 63 million who elected him, so be it! "


"Hey, this is great! More people will see this headline in every checkout line than will go pick up a newspaper or listen to NBC or CNN in the evening news. Congratulations to the Globe for having the globes to break the Obama firewall!"



"I think this is just fantastic!! We’ve been near apoplectic trying to get this story out in front of the largly uninformed public."


"I’m going to buy a copy just to drive their sales #’s up.
If they make money (unlike the MSM)perhaps some enterprising
reporters will see this as a way to get greater viewership/
readership.
GO GLOBE
Come on Natl. Enq.!!"


"In Tabloids We Trust! (They actually do better reporting than the MSM.) "

[Alter Ego]

1. From the paper that brought you Bat Boy

[YOY]

3. No. That's the World Daily News

Just as reputable.

[rasputin1952]

5. Actually it was Weekly World News...World Daily News is a RW

hack rag as well, but they didn't come up w/Batboy...here's their latest screed...:rofl:




http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

[Patsy Stone]

8. Damn you!

You beat me to the Bat Boy joke...

[progressoid]

9. Ha ha ha - Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant

OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut movie was passed over by the Golden Globes.

Last week, Golden Globe officials received a mud-stained package containing a VHS tape that smelled of stale beer. The tape contained Manigator’s first foray into the film world: Manigator Dundee.

Officials were baffled by the submission, which came in late and without any accompanying paperwork. When they finally found a VCR, the tape proved to be only a sequence of shots of the mutant leaping out and tackling horrified Australians. He then laughs drunkenly into the camera and shouts, “Criiiiiiikey!” before passing out cold.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/manigator-dundee-snubbed/

[Occam Bandage]

6. Weekly World News. C'mon. nt

[YOY]

7. I was damn close though.

n/t

[rosesaylavee]

2. Freepers. Aren't they cute?

They try so hard. What sad little lives they lead.

[Fire1]

4. no, I don't 'must read' tabloid bullshit.

[progressoid]

12. Not even for breaking Donny Osmond news!?!

:)

[union_maid]

10. Is that the publication that was so prescient....

in predicting the imminent divorce of Laura and George Bush every few months for the last eight years? Just wondering. It seems that story was heavily featured at the supermarket checkout frequently, but alas for Laura, apparently inaccurately, over and over.

[PatGund]

11. That's the one.....

I'm expecting them to claim that Obama is Bigfoot and Elvis's love child......

[matcom]

13. DONNY OSMOND DIVORCE CRISIS?????1

:cry:

[progressoid]

15. I'm pretty broken up by this too.

I'm overwrought.

[jberryhill]

14. I hope Ted successfully flees that feuding Kennedy clan...

Zzzzzz....