Soooo....anyone ever find that "whitey" tape?

[Happyhippychick]

Just wondering.

Oh, and a special :hi: to the lurking freepies!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. LTTE in today's Chi. Daily Herald is still beating the birth certificate drums.

I don't know what it takes to make these idiot freepers process facts. Jesus could descend from the heavens and roll tape proving them wrong but it only lasts 15 minutes and they're reviving the same old BS again.

[Happyhippychick]

2. Republicans: the gift that keeps on giving.

[awoke_in_2003]

24. Well, they would have to question...

the legitimacy of whether or not he was Jesus. After-all, can he provide a birth certificate?:)

[ErinBerin84]

3. oh my god, that was so annoying

And there were a million threads on it by DUers, some claiming "hmmm......could be true..." and others "Well, if it's true, we need to be prepared",even though they kept getting locked. And then people started to post links to youtubes claiming it was a whitey tape, and it would be a rick roll (predictable, but it was irritating bc it was when the video player on my computer wasn't working). LOL...the best rumor was that "Bob Dole was in possession of the whitey tape".

[Heidi]

4. No, because Michelle never used that term. I believe she said "Why'd he..."

and the asshats (you know: the ones who use terms like "Obama the Magical Negro" on one hand and then accuse an AA woman of racism on the other) heard it the way they _wanted_ to hear it. :hi:

[ErinBerin84]

5. I don't even know if there was a "why'd he" video either, honestly

I think the whole thing was probably just made up...plus, didn't national review (of all places) make a blog post about how the rumor was similar to the plot in a book about an African American presidential candidate?

[Jack Rabbit]

6. Gee, it was just here

It was right beside the tape of Obama bowing toward Mecca. They were stored with Saddam's WMDs.

[Happyhippychick]

9. My favorite was all of the threads on FP with links to African websites

claiming that they were releasing the tape "any minute"

:rofl:

and all of the Freeps believing it was imminent.

Mind you, these are the same people clinging to the notion that Obama's grandmother claims that he was born in Kenya.

[PatGund]

17. *chuckle* The Michelle Tape!

There was the "Whitey Tape" during the primaries (That Larry Johnson at No Quarter was seriously pimping)

Then there was the "Michelle Tape" that "African Press International" was pimping during the general election, (AND STILL IS! Now they're claiming the CIA is leaning on them not to release it).

Add to that every other myth the freepers, Cult of the COLB, Birthers, PUMAs, and other brain-damaged spawn were puking up, and.......

[treestar]

22. LOL

Though I have to admit, there was a time when we were waiting for Rove to be indicted. But at least that was somewhat reasonable.

[marimour]

12. lmao

[jberryhill]

15. Shh... if they look there, they'll find Obama's Kenyan birth certificate...

...along with Bill Ayer's first draft of "Dreams From My Father".

[Puzzler]

7. Wasn't one of the guys claiming to have the "Whitey" tape...

... also one of the guys that is promoting the birth certificate nonsense?

[Heidi]

8. He probably also has found the holy grail and has a map to Atlantis,

all of which are for sale to the highest bidder (all sales final).

[awoke_in_2003]

25. That is just silly..

I own the map to Atlantis, and am in negotiations with Bill Gates.

[Heidi]

27. START HIGH, but be willing to sell for about 10 percent above market value.

Should Gates be aiming for "low," walk away. Only you know the true value of your crap. :hi:

[awoke_in_2003]

29. right back at ya

:hi:

[Forkboy]

10. Rezco has it.

:)

[KittyWampus]

20. Forkboy, please promise to never get rid of your flame-breathing dragon.

:)

[Forkboy]

32. I have three times and each time I got complaints.

So he's here to stay, I guess. :)

[Thrill]

11. Yes it willl be released the same day Obama takes your Guns

[Ian David]

13. No, but someone scammed a bunch of right-wing blogs out of millionns of $ to sell it to them.

Desperate Obama-Haters Give Money to Nigerian Scam

UPDATE: Thanks to Soren & Xeni for the link-lovin'. I'm in the process of moving my blog from Typepad to Wordpress, so's I can take more control of the look&feel of my writings, and I'm dual-posting here and at the new joint Sips from the Firehose.

I published a follow-up on this scam - check it out & please join the discussion. Thanks - dlf]

Nobody directly involved will admit it, but this is looking more and more like one of the more nasty, yet brilliant, scams of the last couple years. It may have been pulled off by the legendary Nigerian internet scammers, but it's beginning to look like it may have been the work of a vast leftwing conspiracy with a twisted sense of humor.

More:
http://hardnewsinc.blogs.com/my_weblog/2008/11/desperate-obama.html

[Ikonoklast]

14. "...and never trust Whitey!"

[AtomicKitten]

16. Anybody ever find that angry black woman who allegedly uttered those words?

[AllentownJake]

18. Seriously I don't understand the beef with Michelle

I don't know her but she always comes off as a very accomplished intelligent women who raises her daughters well and keeps her husband on planet earth :shrug:

[Happyhippychick]

19. That's because you are a sane, rational person.

[awoke_in_2003]

26. "a very accomplished intelligent women"

Those types scare republicans. Same reason they hate Hillary.

[mucifer]

21. Every liberal talk show had larry johnson on talking about Valerie Plame and

he sounded so credible. Then he went nuts with the claims of the "whitey tape". What's the deal with that guy? Is he a total racist or was he just willing to do crazy crap to try to get Hillary in as prez. BTW, I'm not blaming Hillary for anything that nut said.

[treestar]

23. They obviously haven't found it yet

Or it would have been the October or November surprise.

Whites would not be offended anyway, except for freepers. That's a major symptom of white privilege - you don't find anti-white stuff offensive and even find it funny.

And the freepers offense is assumed. Are they really scared? Nope. Just looking for some other reason to pretend that Muslim socialist Obama is going to oppress them and take away their guns.

[DCBob]

28. Last I heard Bob Dole had it..

He was supposed to release it late Oct and throw the election to McCain. Amazing how some people believe the craziest shit as long as it fits their twisted thinking.

[LoZoccolo]

30. lol no n/t

[No Elephants]

31. Never fiound it. Never even found the "why'd he" tape, LOL.

[yardwork]

33. I think that every journalist who lied about this should be fired.