Baby New Year Interviewed

[SwampG8r]

hi everyone and welcome
tonight we are truly honored to have a special guest,baby New Year USA 2009
give it up for the new year....

g8r: welcome baby new year make yourself comfortable...can we get you anything?

BNY:its great being here with you tonight,do you have anything with rum?

g8r:MY MAN!! you came to the right guy,i make my own from cane syrup and mollassas...need a mixer?

BNY:just a nice shot and a coke back if you could..great weather here in florida

g8r:yes it has been nice had the a/c on for christmas

BNY:poor bastards up north are freezing balls and you can grab a tan...life can be good

g8r:amen to that...so as the new year how do you feel about the old year?

BNY:most of the time i feel like the Monkees if they were told they had to open for led zeppelin
i mean wow what a job 2008 did...i feel like im always gonna come up short after this tour de force

g8r:can you pick one thing you were most impressed by?

BNY:i have to say the democratic field in this election...i mean talk about a power team.you guys couldnt lose no matter which way it went,and i am really impressed by the will of the american people writing history in so many areas at once politically speaking...damn this rum could strip paint!

g8r:its better after it sits i swear...(laughs)problem is it never sits long

BNY:its smoooooooooooooooooth (laughs)you got anymore?

g8r:wowsers dude...you can sock away rum for a friggin baby!ill pack you a quart just dont open it near any open flames

BNY:you are no where near as big of an asshole as i heard you were...people dont get you do they?

g8r:sometimes yes sometimes no i always say "joke em if they cant take a fuck" (laughs)..seriously though what do you see as your opportunity to shine as a year in america?

BNY:well ill tell you...i watched that whole prop8 thing go down and i didnt think it was nice or fair...hell i dont think its legal either so im going focus myself as a year on bringing true equality to all americans.i think you will see some landmark rulings in my term that will redefine whats what.

g8r:well i wish you every success in that endeavor

BNY:i may not end up as flashy as 2008 did but i promise i will work hard and do my best for you guys!

g8r:and thats all the time we have.thanks Baby New Year US 2009 and we wish you every success.
any words you want to leave us with?

BNY: (chuckles)this never gets old to me
YES WE CAN!!YES WE CAN!!

[ddeclue]

1. Is baby new year still trading on eTrade??? n/t

[SwampG8r]

3. thats old baby new year from 2008

2009 hasnt been able to actually do anything yet
3 more days

[snowbear]

2. Happy almost New Years gator....

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When I go down to Florida to visit my mom, I'm not that far from where you live! ..She's just down the road and over the bridge from you!

[SwampG8r]

4. then she must be an

especially wonderful person!

[bridgit]

5. Goo Goo!!