Bush Dunk Tank Tour

[Stalwart]

After leaving office Bush should decide to go on a Dunk Tank Tour of major cities.

Chances to throw a shoe instead of a baseball to dunk him would be sold in advance through the state lottery system with all proceeds to fund education. A specified number of winners would be drawn.

The event would be held in a stadium. Spectator admission would be by a specified number of losing lottery tickets. Cheney would be the Dunk Tank Tour warm up act. Citizen cheer leading teams would be invited to participate on the field. Event organizers would award honorary throws to a specified number of deserving individuals.

Shoes that dunked Bush would be auctioned on ebay along with a Certificate of Authenticity signed by Bush with proceeds to the state education fund.

After a record breaking USA tour that reverses his decision making approval rate to 75% and drawing the cheers of millions, Bush should go on a World Tour

It would do much for education. It could pay for the bailout. It might be his legacy.

[3waygeek]

1. Sounds good to me....

especially if the tank were filled with pirahnas. :evilgrin:

[Ishoutandscream2]

2. Man, that's a money maker!

Sign me up!

[tanyev]

3. Heck, if he really wants to make money after he leaves the White House,

he'll do that instead of speaking engagements. There are a lot more people who want to throw a shoe at him than want to hear him say another word. Ever.

[treestar]

4. If Chimpster really loves his country as much as he says he does

He'd use his unpopularity to try to benefit it in some way, at least!

But we know he'll be slinking off to Texas.

[Political Tiger]

5. Or a DRUNK Tank Tour..... n/t

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