And then there is Limpdick

[question everything]

We were having some sandwiches at a local deli and were facing two TV monitors. One had a sport event, the other - CNN, not Fox - where the limp was waving his arms and shouting. No we did not hear a word he said, thankfully. My spouse claimed that the limp was like Adolph. Full of grand gestures. The difference, of course, was that Hitler faced crowds at stadiums, so he had to use his full body to convey a message.

We started talking about talk radio, that we've never heard about the limp until the early 90s, or so, when we moved to California. I wondered how long he has been doing this, and then remembered that in the mid 80s we visited friends in Oregon, by then only conservatives, not that rabid - we thought - and when we were driving through the woods, our host was listening to Paul Harvey.

We came home, and then my spouse turned on the computer and said: hey, you were talking about Paul Harvey. He's dead.

I: oh, shall I then, start talking about Limpdick?

I wish - came the reply.