stripping it of every "earmark." I was going to suggest just the republican-sponsored ones, but that would be partisan.
Yes, I know that many of these are actually worthwhile projects - for example, one that was mocked on some news program last night was a few hundred k for horseshoe crab research. Sounds goofy, right? Well, horseshoe crabs have a unique characteristic in their blood; they are being collected in huge numbers, "donating" blood, then being returned to the sea.
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/lhurton/Research.htmThis preparation is called Limulus Amebocyte Lysate (LAL). LAL is used to detect endotoxins associated with gram-negative bacteria. These pathogenic bacteria can illicit a pyrogenic response, which involves fever, coma, or even death. Hence, the LAL assay is used by pharmaceutical and medical industries to ensure that their products (e.g., intravenous drugs, vaccines, and implantable medical and dental devices) have no bacterial contamination. The lysate has been shown to be more sensitive and faster to the detection of endotoxin than the USP rabbit test. The United States FDA estimates that 260,000 horseshoe crabs were caught and bled in 1997, as compared to 130,000 in 1989. Currently, there is no LAL substitute that offers comparable speed and sensitivity.
Problem is, a whole lot of them don't survive. They may be threatened soon and the source of this extremely valuable substance could dry up. A few hundred k spent researching how to sustain them might be a damned good investment.
But never mind that. I say throw out the baby with the bath. Call the rabble's bluff. The worthwhile projects can get funded piecemeal. Obama can say he kept his promise, kissed the republicans asses again (the ones with earmarks in the bill will just have to hold their breath til they turn blue). He can invite them to a "slash and burn" party, where he kills each and every earmark - maybe Rahm could stab a knife into the table as he does it - and watch them blanch when theirs get the ax.