Chuck Norris isn't that bright.

[CreekDog]

either. :dunce:









here's one reason why:

Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily Norris reiterates the point: “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

[midnight]

1. Time to come in from the sun chuck.

[AndyA]

2. The man has huge amounts of hair growing on his shoulders.

Now I realize that some people think that's incredibly sexy, but when the furry shoulders are attached to a body with a brain and hateful personality like Norris', well...the hairy shoulders suddenly become the best part of the package.

And frankly, even for bear lovers, it's just not enough. ;)

[Danger Mouse]

3. You're being too kind. Chuck Norris is a slack-jawed halfwit.

[DevonRex]

11. *snort* Best description of Chuck Norris evah. That's my beloved DangerMouse!!!

[Danger Mouse]

14. Aww, there you go again...

:blush: :hug: :loveya:

[DevonRex]

15. Oooh. I made you blush. :)

:hug:

[Cha]

4. No facts..just childress gibberish appealing

to his fans.

big bad chuck..not.

[Hieronymus]

5. He's Shrub's favorite actor .... hee hee

[Ken Burch]

19. You're assuming that Shrub KNOWS Norris is acting.

n/t.

[ncteechur]

6. Doh.

[BlooInBloo]

7. No, but only Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

[MrSlayer]

8. Being struck in the head a couple thousand times will do that.

He is a punch drunk jackass.

[ljm2002]

9. Chuck Norris and Not-Joe the Not-Plumber...

...pretty much epitomize the followers of the modern Republican party. Silly, stupid white men whose addled, testosterone-laden brains have been supplied with lots of one- or two-word sound bites ("feminazi!", "commie!", "illegals!", "surrender monkeys!", "morans!" ... you get the drift) that they can then spit out in grunts and twitches in a weird political form of Tourette's Syndrome. Only they haven't half the charm of those who suffer from the real malady, having inflicted it upon themselves and the rest of us due to their own stupidity and moronic need to wave their dicks around as a substitute for anything resembling human thought.

Pathetic drooling fools.

(Edited to correct heading, heh!) :+

[CreekDog]

12. I thought Sam was the butcher

:wtf:

[uponit7771]

10. I don't view too many Bush supporters as bright, maybe that's bigoted but...haven't got the logic..

...in my head of why someone wants to support the person or policies that represent failure to the degree Bush did.

[santamargarita]

13. He couldn't be, he a Republican

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :silly: :freak:

[Frank Booth]

16. Wow. Just wow. I can't believe the mods haven't deleted this thread yet.

:wtf:

Some say a fool who calls the world's most dangerous man "not that bright" isn't too bright himself.

If you haven't yet informed your family that you're apt to be vaporized by the most feared spin-kick of all time, you better think about doing so.

[Bucky]

21. Spin kick

that is so bolshoi

[leftofthedial]

17. gee, ya think?

[No Elephants]

18. He's dumber and older than dirt, and never was gorgeous, but he sure knows how to make money and.

advance himself way beyond any gifts with which he was born. I give him credit for those things. However, the idea that Chuck has a syndicated COLUMN, even on World Nut Daily, is just mind boggling.

At least for those who have minds.

[Bucky]

20. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack, but gave himself CPR... by ripping out his own heart...

...and drop kicking it into the moon.

The little blood drops that splattered out from the impact later turned into Ronald Reagan and single handedly won the Cold War.











































He also has very large testicles.