Inflammatory, provocative statement.

[boppers]

Rant designed to generate discussion, with enough confused points to generate follow-up messages asking for clarification or rebuttal.

[skooooo]

1. I, sir, am outraged!!!

How dare you come on THIS forum and make those insinuations!

[boppers]

3. Self-important rebuttal.

No useful content to justify statements.

[skooooo]

11. Faux OUTRAGE!

Foaming-at-mouth overstatements.

[boppers]

16. Refusal to let thread die.

Gross generalizations to counter overstatements.

With sparkles.

[skooooo]

18. Threats to alert mods..

...if behavior continues.

[skooooo]

21. Additional smug statements to provoke reaction from OP.

[boppers]

25. Short retort.

Mini-snark.

[skooooo]

26. Complete emotional breakdown.

Tearful rant about parents.

[boppers]

29. Apologies and olive leaves.

Attempt to soothe feelings.

[Deja Q]

2. Sex threads stay crunchy in milk

[boppers]

4. Confused self-referential statement of confusion.

Long winded rant about my topic, to try to avoid thread being derailed.

[JohnnyLib2]

5. Moderately sarcastic rejoinder meant to deflate.

[boppers]

7. Mocking insinuations about loss of humanity.

Sob story designed to make counter argument seem cruel and unkind.

[Posteritatis]

74. Deleted sub-thread

[moundsview]

6. Are you casting

[boppers]

8. Completely useless side-rant about diet choices.

Lecture about plant nervous systems.

[Sebastian Doyle]

9. Eat a pizza, Freeper!

:evilgrin:

[boppers]

Complaint about accusations.

Veiled threat about reporting.

[Lint Head]

10. It's venereal as far as I'm circumcised.

:dem:

[boppers]

17. Accusations of coming from another site.

No actual intellectual argument.

[Uzybone]

12. Intentionally misleading headline

followed by spin disguised as a question.

[boppers]

14. Argument about content of headline.

Semantic debate.

[baldguy]

22. Deliberate misrepresentation of your post

to set up a straw man for me to knock down.

[boppers]

46. Confused re-wording of your misrepresentation.

Long rant about non-topic.

[Naturyl]

13. Not true, and you are a GOP Fascist Nazi!

This is worse than Eskimo Hitler on Ice!

[boppers]

15. Angry statement about Inuit rights.

Veiled arguments that assume opponents are colonists.

[Berry Cool]

33. Spelling flame intended at humiliating another poster for what is most likely a mere typo

accompanied by snarky laughter at scatalogical implications of said typo.

[AZCat]

37. Display of rampant "Me Too-ism".

Weird fawning laughter.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

19. Nice Post, Hitler

Harumph!

[boppers]

39. Bitchy Godwin reference.

No link provided.

[AZCat]

20. Angry notification of duplicate threads.

Impolite suggestion OP is illiterate.

[boppers]

27. Calarification that thread is a unique, beautiful snowflake.

Just like the poster.

[AZCat]

34. Pointed rejoinder.

Reminder that all snowflakes eventually resolve into drops of water resembling millions of others. Insinuation that the OP's time (but not this poster's, strangely enough) could be better spent away from the internet.

[boppers]

40. Argument about Hydrogen and Plutonium having the same materials.

Long screed to justify self, and one's value to the universe.

[AZCat]

48. Nit-picking of minor points within screed.

Misrepresentation of major points, and dismissal of poster's general philosophy. Picture of a bunny with a pancake on his head, to illustrate depth of dismissal.

[JohnnyLib2]

23. Tangential reference to the Celtic Tiger,

with implications for U.S. corporate tax policies.

[Jim Sagle]

24. Obscene dismissal.

;)

[boppers]

28. Impolite rebuttal.

Offense as being dismissed.

[Jim Sagle]

72. Broderesque denunciation of meta threads.

[Starry Messenger]

30. Projection of own issues on OP as a scathing rebuttal.

Irony-free description of own self as portrait of other poster.

[boppers]

31. Complaint about "freepers".

No direct accusations, just insinuations.

[Jackeens]

32. Get over it.

[boppers]

35. Veiled insinuations of racism.

Complaints about marginalization.

[Jackeens]

41. Alerted. What did the Eskimos ever do to you? Freeper.

[NoPasaran]

36. Reminder that primaries are over

Baldfaced primary flamebait

[QC]

38. Mindless cheerleading!

[Jackeens]

42. Alerted. Worshipers have feelings too.

:crazy:

[Jackeens]

43. No they don't - their morans.

[Jackeens]

44. No they're not.

[Jackeens]

45. Alerted. Denial of free speech.

[boppers]

47. Anger about statements that involve speech.

Suggestions about "pom pom" faith.

[iamthebandfanman]

53. annoyed by your complaining

describes whiney people on DU , suggests finding new forum

[AZCat]

55. Cynical comment on the nature of the internet...

being composed largely of whiney smacktards. Expression of doubt that there exists an oasis from said people.

[iamthebandfanman]

52. agreement.

suggest everyone stop complaining, accept things for how they are no matter what. imply others will never be happy and that everything is perfect. state random 'liberal' policies that clarify the perfect. restate that some people are never satisfied. suggest others arent real democrats.

[chieftain]

49. Why can't we all just get along? And won't someone think of

the children?

[Odin2005]

50. POUTRAGE! POUTRAGE! POUTRAGE!!!

:rofl:

[iamthebandfanman]

51. low brow insult

followed by statement reaffirming my suprior intelligence and opinion over yours....reurge you to leave board, restate you arent welcome and suggest you join extreme right wing group(freerepublic).

[boppers]

57. Mocking of spelling.

Grammar lesson.

[iamthebandfanman]

75. *cries*

brisk arm thrash , foot stomp, and whimper.

humiliation mixed with anger followed by proclamations of leaving DU!

[namahage]

82. Points out post upthread where "clarification" was misspelled.

Suggestion that said freeper revisit the fundamentals of orthography before casting asparagus on others' spelling abilities. Ignorance of errors in own post.

ETA: Quick edit to fix errors so that will not be labelled a hypocrit.

[chollybocker]

54. You, Sir, are worse than Hitler.

Much, much worse.

[boppers]

56. Re-complaint about Godwin.

Insult about Internet experience.

[chollybocker]

62. I meant Larry Hitler.

He keeps leaving the g.d. lid up.
;)

[FLyellowdog]

58. I'd much rather go to a worm-digging than listen to this drivel. n/t

[boppers]

59. Complaint about being compared to "worm".

Suggestions about racist overtones.

[FLyellowdog]

61. OK, make that a goat-roping instead.

:shrug:

[boppers]

64. Note that I was linked to goats in childhood.

Angry rant.

[Danger Mouse]

60. Opinion pulled completely from own ass that smells just as good as if it had come from said place.

[boppers]

65. Complaint about "ass discimination".

Note that OP (self) poops rainbows and farts the scent of fresh spring flowers.

[AZCat]

66. Observes apparent similarities between Kim Jung Il and the OP.

Wonders if Our Great Leader has replaced his Hennessey habit with an internet addiction (after all, he's reportedly an internet "expert").

[vaberella]

63. I'm suing. n/t

[caseymoz]

67. Damn! I missed it!

Impossible to tell just what it was about.

[Baikonour]

68. This is fun.

:popcorn:

[cliffordu]

69. Snide reminder this OP was posted yesterday

[nemo137]

70. Veiled remark about who OP backed in the primaries.

Taunt.

[islandmkl]

71. why do you continue to post on this subject??...are you fulfilling some self-aggrandizing fantasy?

"I have a post on DU that is HOT, HOT i tell you!!"

damn, this is almost embarrassing:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8264295

[PBS Poll-435]

73. Total Strawman

:eyes:

[TahitiNut]

76. (No Post)

(Alert)

flamebait

please lock or remove

thanks
:hi:

[mmonk]

77. Well

I never.

[JTFrog]

78. IBTL!

:popcorn:

[Sancho]

79. I'm putting you on IGNORE! so there!

:dem:

[Sancho]

80. Overuse of smilies in order to cover up an illogical argument...

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

:nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity:

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[rocktivity]

81. Makes point with clever use of

sound effects.

:headbang:
rocktivity

[DevonRex]

83. Desperately PMing friends all over the internets to come back you up.

[rocktivity]

84. Tweet you.

:headbang:
rocktivity

[Dr. Strange]

85. Obligatory NARWHALS ROCK FUCK YEAH post.

FUCKING SWIMMIN AROUND AND SHIT STABBING BITCH ASS DOLPHINS BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING NARWHALS MOTHERFUCKER

[jberryhill]

86. Locking

Snarky moderator comment that goes over OP's head.

[kansasblue]

87. Generic " I've had it with DU. This is the last post you'll see from me! "

I'M OUTTA HERE!

[FlyingSquirrel]

88. .

[x-g.o.p.er]

89. Wow. Just...wow.

[Uzybone]

90. Standard line supporting unions that no democrat can argue with

thinly veiled xenophobic post about them "taking our jobs"

[PBS Poll-435]

91. Baseless accusations of PUI

:toast:

[FarLeftRage]

92. ??????

Something I missed????