Orly Taitz (R-Birther) Takes Insanity to a whole new level

[WeDidIt]

Just some insane rantings from her latest blog post:

We have to move on and continue researching, lobbying politicians and demanding action from law enforcement and the judiciary. Please, let's work together to end this nightmare of illegal and criminal activity surrounding Obama, as soon as possible. I need your help in the following areas:

1. Sending by certified mail with my return address letters to Attorney Generals of each state demanding an immediate criminal investigation, Grand Jury action, and subpoena of records.
2. Demanding quo warranto proceedings by every US attorney and criminal investigation by a Grand Jury and subpoenas.
3. Demand Judicial hearings and subpoena of records by the State and US Representatives and Senators.
4. Searching for decent judges with some guts that would issue subpoenas.
5. Federal employees should join us in requesting that all of their federal agencies demand Obama's proof of qualification or immediate resignation or removal, as Federal employees cannot be true to their oath to uphold the Constitution with a Foreign National usurping the White House.
6. Each and every member of the military should write a 138 grievance to Secretary Gates, Chief of Staff Mullen, and all their commanding officers demanding that Obama proves his qualifications or is removed from the position of Commander in Chief ASAP.
7. I need to get in touch with Martin Didier who has written articles in Chicago about the mob laundering stolen or otherwise illegal money through fictitious mortgages. This might explain all of the fictitious addresses and social security numbers listed for Obama in various databases.
8. I need to get in touch with people running Intelius, Jobs.com, Lexis Nexis and Choice Point. I need to get information from them regarding how they collect data, and from what sources.
9. I need as many articles as possible about 3 or 4 gay men, members of Trinity church, that were found shot to death within a period of 45 days at the beginning of the Democratic primaries from November-December 2007.
10. I need information on a company named Magic Plumbing, AKA Burlew Plumbing, and the lien they had on the house of Kelly McCrum Robinson (Michelle Obama's sister-in-law). I also need actual newspaper articles about Magic Plumbing doing maintenance on the sprinkler system in the World Trade Center on 09/05/2001. And the articles from Nashville, TN newspapers about one of Magic Plumbing's employees being arrested along with a person working in the Nashville DMV, who was accused of issuing fraudulent drivers licenses. (This woman later died under questionable circumstances).
Please move fast. Material is being scrubbed from the Internet awfully fast. You may need to go to the libraries and get actual newspapers, or go to the State and National Archives.

Together we can end this nightmare soon.

Thank you again for all your help,

Dr. Orly Taitz

So in a nutshell, this is what she's asking people to do:

1) Bug the shit out of all State Attorney Generals.
2) Bug the shit out of U.S. Attorneys (even though Quo Warranto briefings must originate in Washington D.C.)
3) Bug the shit out of Congresspersons and Senators.
4) Go judge shopping.
5) Get U.S. Government employees to sabotage their jobs.
6) Promote mutniy in the military.
7) Get weird on some conspiracy theory about the mob and Obama.
8) Go fishing for data on some web sites (that would violate their privacy policies but good).
9) FIND LARRY SINCLAIR STAT!
10) Go after Michelle Obama's sister-in-law.

[Hello_Kitty]

1. Is she trying to blame Obama for 9-11?

:wtf:

[WeDidIt]

2. Looks like it. /nt

[Renew Deal]

4. The people that put Obama's name in the hawaiin newspaper while Obama was conceived in an Indonesian

test tube planned 9/11. It's all kinds of New World Order MIHOP stuff that most people dont understand because the MSM, Supreme Court, and the republican governor of Hawaii are all in on it. :crazy:

[iamthebandfanman]

41. hawaii has always had its eyes on the mainland.

plotting and scheming a way to get their grubby hands on some more land. they hate us for our freedoms.
lol

[TheWraith]

54. Welcome to the world of conspiracy theorists.

To them it never matters how batshit crazy what they're saying is, nor do they have to have any evidence for their claims, as long as they can allude to things. Anyone who chooses to dispute them is part of the conspiracy.

I wish it were limited to the birthers and their ilk, but we've got our own nest of them in the 9/11 forum.

[Sebastian Doyle]

55. Bullshit

The most insane 9-11 conspiracy theory is the one manufactured by the Bush Crime Family, and circulated by the corporate whore media.

There is NO comparison between this lunatic dentist and those who want the truth of 9-11 revealed.

[TheWraith]

58. Yeah.

Because as we all know, no planes hit the towers, it was all holograms, Bin Laden never claimed responsibility, and the Pentagon was hit by a missile. :sarcasm:

[Sebastian Doyle]

69. Well, the third statement is correct, and the fourth is entirely possible.

But I don't know anyone who actually believes the first two. I don't dwell in the basement forums much, but if someone's talking holograms in there, they're probably a paid disinformation operative, just like the pharma shills, Monsanto whores, and tobacco lobbyists who post to this board.

[Renew Deal]

3. They have to keep finding ways to scam morons out of money.

[AZCat]

5. "Material is being scrubbed from the Internet..."

Golly! How then will the conspiracy theorists ever find the evidence?! I guess she's never heard of the Way Back Machine.

[Medusa]

59. Or Google's

"cached" images feature which works pretty well if the info moved is recent.

[stevedeshazer]

6. Is there a link to that crazy stuff?

[WeDidIt]

18. Yes

http://defendourfreedoms.us/2009/03/15/thank-you-and-lets-keep-working.aspx

[LiberalFighter]

7. The dentist is listed as a doctor and an attorney?

Someone should investigate to determine whether she immigrated legally into the US from Russia.

Did she marry someone in the US to gain citizenship legally or illegally?

[Milspec]

14. Can you imagine

this nut case working IN YOUR MOUTH. I have a very bad case of dentist anxiety, she is not helping.

[LiberalFighter]

30. There are three things I don't like when my teeth are worked on.

When they stick the needle in my gum to numb it. It don't really hurt hurt but it is not enjoyable. I'm a bit thankful they use a gel to numb the spot before shooting me there.

When they grind the smell stinks.

Holding my mouth open for an extended period of time and then having difficult time swallowing.

I am thankful having the dentist I have and not her.

[jberryhill]

31. She became a lawyer....

...in order to defend her own malpractice suits.

No kidding.

[firedupdem]

8. Talk about fucking delusional! Oh my, this person needs to be

locked away.

[burning rain]

9. If any good comes of this...

it may be those government employees who are sedition-minded revealing themselves as the fascists they are.

[PopSixSquish]

10. Deja Vu All Over Again

And all this time, I thought 9-11 was Clinton's fault...

:sarcasm:

[TacticalPeek]

11. Hey, Orly.

[billyoc]

12. Alan Keyes' lawyer!

:rofl:

[Name removed]

13. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Milspec]

15. Hi There, like pizza

[Number23]

16. So being the son of an immigrant automatically makes someone NON-natural born?

That means just about every single American, born after 1789 (when the U.S. Constitution became effective) of non-indigenous ancestry is not a natural-born U.S. citizen.

Are you sure this stupid little game is one you really, REALLY want to play??

[WeDidIt]

20. Not to mention the Chester Arthur precedent

Arthur's father was still a British subject when Arthur was president.

[POAS]

40. It's all OK because they want

to amend the Constitution to allow "Ahnold" run. Oh wait that may be too last century for them since "Ahnold" seems to be showing signs of a "socialist" side. Who would have thought!

[firedupdem]

17. Give it up freeper. n/t

[WeDidIt]

19. HEY ASSWIPE!

Fucking braindead tinfoilhat nutter.

[Aristus]

28. Why do you hate America? You have to obey the President and do everything he says,

or the terrorists win!

I thought Freeper logic might work on you...

Enjoy your (brief) stay...

[jberryhill]

32. Actually, if you read de Vattel, instead of the parts that were clipped for you...

...then you'd know what Vattel has to say about the common law of Britain at the time.

But you didn't actually read it yourself, so you aren't aware that the work you cite doesn't support your own position.

[AZCat]

33. I'm glad you're familiar with this work.

I've never even heard of it. :blush:

[jberryhill]

49. Obamaconspiracy.org has a good article on it

Apparently, in contrast to actual English practice at the relevant time, and in contrast to several Supreme Court decisions on point, the birthers believe an excerpt from a Swiss philosopher is controlling authority on US citizenship at birth.

You should give the birthers a whirl for a while. There is some overlap, but they are in the main more fun than those "other folks".

[AZCat]

56. I'll check out the "birthers".

Since 9/11 CTs are mostly recycled these days, it would be nice to read something new.

[gauguin57]

64. What part of "the state of Hawaii has Obama's birth certificate on file" don't they understand?

If it's on file in Hawaii, he was born in Hawaii.

Period.

[AZCat]

65. These are not rational people.

Evidence contrary to their beliefs only exists to be disputed.

[jberryhill]

66. Ah, but you aren't thinking like a nutjob

If you are Hawaiian and you adopt a foreign child then the state of Hawaii will have the child's birth certificate "on file".

Yes, that's how freaking stupid they are. Because they said "we have it on file" but did not say "and it shows he was born in Hawaii", the birthers think that the Hawaiian officials are actually covering up a foreign birth and adoption.

No shit.

[WeDidIt]

67. That's why the more intelligent birthers (oxymoron, I know) are creating a third class

of citizenship that, as its basis, holds the obscure writings of an 18th century Swiss philospher as sacrosanct and a part of original intent for the United States consitution. Through this asinine logic, Obama could be born in Hawaii and still not be a natural born citizen because his father was not an American citizen.

Once they discovered this new conspiracy theory didn't hold water in light of the fact that Chester Alan Arthur's father was an Irishman, they invented out of whole cloth a tale of Arthur becoming Vice President through fraudulent means.

This is ironic in the extreme as those who were opposed to Arthur, who rose to power through the institution of patronage and began dismantling patronage having obtained the most powerful seat of power in the Union, began by trying to decry Arthur for having been born to an Irish father and when that bit of nonsense failed to gain traction started rumors that Arthur was born in Ireland and later they changed the rumors to him having been born in Canada rather than Vermont where he was actually born.

[Warren DeMontague]

36. Blow it out your fucking ass.

Fucking cretin.

[burning rain]

37. Wow, your first post pushes birtherism.

As the Freepers say, IBTZ, and bring on the Viking Kitties.

[WeDidIt]

46. Wouldn't you know he'd end up a one post wonder?

Tombstoned after a single post.

He even went to the trouble of filling in his profile, making it public, and choosing an avatar, only to have his account tombstoned because on his first post because he is a braindead mindnumbed tinfoilhat nutter birther.

[burning rain]

68. Poor rightwing goomba.

The Lord sure didn't give him the gift of subtlety.

[vaberella]

21. Why are you posting this here?! Why are we giving shite like this a platform?!

Seriously. When that whole Michelle Obama and "whitey" thing came out. We made it a point after it's first explosion to ignore any news on it and move on. Now, like the news that has nothing else to do, we're giving these people more notoriety. It's more insulting when we don't know her name.

Further more, I think the best place for her is if she can be arrested for spending tax payer dollars for shit like this. She's draining more of our economic funding.

Oy.

[WeDidIt]

22. To point at the batshit insane motherfuckers

and laugh my ass off.

Don't like it? Don't click it.

[vaberella]

27. I'll be sure to ignore it in the future.

Further more there are plenty of threads for this twit. But she seems to always given a new thread even though nothing on her is new.

[Renew Deal]

48. I have to say

I am fascinated at the madness. They twist, and twist, and twist to keep the scam alive. That's how they make money.

[Milspec]

25. Oh please, I LOVE birther threads

And BTW that a very confused set of paragraph's there Vaberella

[vaberella]

29. Meh....

I was taking points from each of the statements I was reading..hence the confusion. I'd probably find the birther threads more interesting...if they were interesting. First 20 were funny...from Tennessee to this loon. But currently, it's just tiring.

[WeDidIt]

38. So wow, you hate birther threads

but post in 'em.

Go figure.

:eyes:

[jberryhill]

51. "we're giving these people more notoriety"

IMHO, these people should be the front and center face of the GOP.

I'd like to give them all the help they need in order to accomplish that.

[WeDidIt]

53. "The Party Of Wild Eyed Conspiracy Theories About Birth Certificates"

Flies for me.

[AZCat]

23. I can't believe nobody's posted this yet.

Especially given her name. You guys are sloooowwwww....

[Number23]

24. Nope! I've been calling her "Oily Taters" for a few weeks now

I'm just looking for the appropriate accompanying graphic. :)

[AZCat]

26. I'm not even going to...

try the Google using "oily" as one of the search terms. I've learned my lesson. :scared:

[DevonRex]

50. Ooh. That could definitely be a bad one.

[chollybocker]

34. This is the kind of sh*t that the police later identify as

'the insane ramblings of a deranged mind.'

[Posteritatis]

35. Taitz is the one that active-duty lieutenant's joined up with, right?

Can't wait for Article 88 to nail his ass too.

I'm vaguely disappointed that she isn't explicitly calling for armed insurrection anymore. I was hoping she'd have gotten in some trouble with that one by now.

[iamthebandfanman]

39. bwahaha

i say let him do it and hope hes successful at getting attention...

what a jackass.


if they honestly think people like this guy(by they i mean the GOP) are helping them in future elections...shewie are they in for a shock.

people like this guy are laughable at best.

[Berry Cool]

42. This is like watching a person mentally unravel right before your eyes.

It's the stuff about Michelle Obama and the WTC sprinklers. That's what puts it over the edge for me.

This woman has serious problems. She needs to be institutionalized. Dollars to doughnuts we're talking paranoid schizophrenia here. Pretty soon she'll start saying she hears voices from the TV telling her to do things.

[The Wizard]

43. Sounds like most of the adherents to wingnut media.

"Pretty soon she'll start saying she hears voices from the TV telling her to do things."
"Don't eat the brown acid."
(Woodstock, 1969)

[GoCubsGo]

44. I don't understand that part at all....

Supposedly, this plumbing company had a lien on her sister's house. Doesn't that mean she owed them money? So, according to this kook, that means she's up to something nefarious with these people? Saying she has "serious problems" is a gross understatement. I don't know if she's paranoid schizophrenic, or if she just has the worst case of right-wing-nuttery, which is a disease in its own. Or, perhaps she just had her brain fried from chronic inhalation of halitosis breath and vapors from all those mercury fillings?

[jberryhill]

52. You could have a point there

Long term exposure to low levels of nitrous oxide does have neurotoxic effects.

[PatGund]

61. Not only that...

Nitrous Oxide inhibits B12 uptake. B12 deficiency can lead to paranoia and related mental issues.

Wonder how much Dr. Orly's huffed into that peroxided head of hers.

[WinkyDink]

45. Would that Democrats had done all this with AWOL Bush and Halliburton Cheney.

Like:
Who was in charge of security for the WTC on 9/11/01?

[Life Long Dem]

47. The President should remind some who their boss is.

[SoxFan]

57. Let's find a way to drag in Roswell

That's about the only thing missing at this point.

[Medusa]

60. Hmmm. Maybe it was the aliens who went back in time

in one of their UFO's to put that birth announcement in the Hawaiian newspaper re Obama's birth? :rofl:

[SoxFan]

62. Wan't Obama born on a mysterious island in the Pacific?

[gauguin57]

63. If birthers are filing nuisance suits, etc., they're not actively procreating.

Thank god for small favors.