Polite way of telling people to shut the f*&# up!

[rufus dog]

1. Duly noted.
2. I will take that under advisement
3. Whatever
4. I understand your concern


feel free to add

[Libby2]

1. Shut the fuck up.......please. n/t

[rufus dog]

3. valid point

[Fresh_Start]

2. you have a very interesting (or unique) perspective

I've never heard that argument before
I saw the same argument on a bumpersticker

[skooooo]

5. Wow you are super polite!!

You have an interesting argument!

Now, STFU.

[Xipe Totec]

4. 5.- Thank you for your input

6.- Filed for future reference.

[skooooo]

6. Or.."I'm glad you told me that!"

Now STFU.

[Xipe Totec]

7. 7.- I'll throw that up on the table for discussion n/t

[skooooo]

8. You forgot to end it with..

Now STFU, or Now STFU please.

[Xipe Totec]

20. 8.- That might work, under the right circumstances...

[Hardrada]

9. I'll throw up on the table for discussion. -Bush Sr.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. Duly noted.

I understand your concern.

[rufus dog]

11. that is my personal favorite

used it too much at one place and one guy closed the door and said "you are just telling people to fuck off aren't you?" at that point I realized I needed to put that one back in the drawer.

Of course it may have been less obvious if my statements weren't "duly noted...asshole"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. Whatever.

I will take that under advisement.

[rufus dog]

19. You know...I am going to pray for you

[Ian David]

12. I'll pray for you. n/t

[rufus dog]

15. very nice!

[Xipe Totec]

16. I'll prey on you n/t

[burning rain]

13. I like it.

"Thank you for your business; please come again."

[Ian David]

14. Well, that was interesting, n/t

[customerserviceguy]

17. Well, that's another way of looking at it...

Just make sure you put the emphasis on "another".

[4lbs]

21. How about "There's this small 2,000 page book I'd like you to read...." ?

n/t

[Hardrada]

22. Is that a fact?

My junior high social studies teacher liked that one. It wasn't really a question.

[proud patriot]

23. Please Be Quiet !

[madamesilverspurs]

24. "If you will spare me

your unsolicited opinion, I will spare you the embarrassing knowledge of how little it means."



Don't remember who said that, but it's been a favorite of mine for about 35 years.

[LiberalFighter]

25. You have a pimple on your nose

Do you know that when you lie that your left eye twitches a bit?

[Xipe Totec]

26. You have an amazing capacity for self-deception. How do you do that?

See if you can figure out that quote without Googling... :hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. Bless your heart...

[Starry Messenger]

28. I just used #1. That felt good.

My other fave is "Oh, well."

[neverforget]

29. I've got a headache.

[demwing]

30. My three, specific to the workplace:

1. Thanks for the input.
2. Let's discuss that offline.
3. Well, thats a whole different meeting...

[Teaser]

31. how about...

suck my magnificent romance rod?

[rufus dog]

32. the point of this exercise is to stay out of HR - Not make a trip to HR

If you are in a HR profession never mind, those people seem to have immunity.

[TooRaLoo]

33. Isn't that precious? nt