My 12 Biggest Decisions by George W Bush (he is gonna write a book)

[Botany]

1) Iraq "the smart move"

2) How I picked my Vice President

3) Why I had to spy on John Kerry because of 9/11

4) Coke, Booze, and AWOL .... the lost years

5) The 8/6/2001 P.D/B. if only I could have known

6) My 1 year of community service for a coke bust

7) Elections or why I :loveya: Diebold

8) Jeff Gannon, That little Scamp

9) What I Learned Being a Rancher

10) Public Speaking .... My Strong Point

11) Why I quit drinking

12) Why I started drinking again

[AnnieBW]

1. Crayola 64 colors

I wonder which color of crayon he'll start with?

[Patsy Stone]

2. Chapter 8

is gonna be a page turner. :)

[Botany]

3. lots of pictures

[Patsy Stone]

6. Oh, Lordy...

Didja have to?

[Botany]

7. do you ever think that the past 8 years were just a dream?

A gay male hooker was spending the night in the White House a pretending to
be a reporter.

And nothing happened? This after "they" spent 7 years and 70 million to look into Clinton's B.J.

[benld74]

4. Didn't know he could count that high!

[JTFrog]

18. Hey Laura.... Could you lend me a hand....

:rofl:
:rofl:

[sohndrsmith]

5. You're giving the guy too much credit... : ). n/t

[ncteechur]

8. Paper or plastic?

[ncteechur]

9. Difference between a ranch and a stage prop.

[Demeter]

12. You Beat Me to It!

[ncteechur]

10. white or wheat

[Patsy Stone]

14. Cup or cone?

Sugar or plain?

[hay rick]

11. And don't even get him started about his bracket pool...

[jenmito]

13. One thing he's going to say is how it felt to know they got the guy (KSM) who

beheaded Daniel Pearl just because he was Jewish. But that's BULL. KSM just SAID he beheaded Pearl, was the mastermind of 9/11, and just about everything else in the world after being tortured. He LIED. The guy who beheaded Pearl was caught and hanged in 2002. Their constant lie that KSM "confessed" to all these things after being waterboarded was never challenged by ANYONE in the media except last night when David Shuster pointed it out. I can't believe they get away with this BS.

[TooRaLoo]

15. Oh, that should be fascinating

1. Shoes Without Laces
2. Gum - Why I Don't Walk With It
3. Johnny Walker, Meet Shirley Temple
4. Food on Yer Family - a Concept Ahead of its Time (You'll See)
5. Avoiding Uncle Cheney's Ear Twist
6. To Clear Brush or Not to Clear Brush
7. I Bought Cows (I Do TOO Have Cattle)
8. In My House - Looks Like a Door? Then It Opens
9. Heads of State LOVE My Killer Neck Rubs
10.Shirley Temple, Meet Jim Beam
11.The Intelligence Was Not Very Intelligent
12.Sadam Was Worth It, Heh, Heh

[npk]

16. "Hooked on Phonics: The George W. Bush book to proper public speaking"

Chapter 1: How to pronounce tough words like "Nuclear, Terror, and Saddam."

Chapter 2: Simple Jokes that are tougher than you think

Chapter 3: Getting through "My Pet Goat." in 9 short months.

I can't wait.


Edit: On second thought I can wait.

[RushIsRot]

17. How to "Clear Brush" and fool the electorate. First you need to select

some easily handled brush and save it for ALL photo-ops. Nobody thought I was really accomplishing work, did they? Fools!

[FrenchieCat]

19. Titled..."How to rob the country, and have it blamed on the other guy without really trying"

That should be a best seller.

We can all sell the silver in our teeth and buy it.