Rahm Emanuel's commencement address (LOL!)

[wyldwolf]

Through confidential sources, The Buzzkill has obtained a copy of Rahm Emanuel's Commencement address, after its first round of editing by an unknown GW administrator. Reprinted here in full.

Speaking of shitheads, I'm just going to warn all you Republican fucktards now: Stay the fuck out of my way. If you think that you war-loving, sodomy banning, Bible-thumping, racist, repressed homosexual, gun fucking, Page molesting, inbred sons of bitches are going to get anywhere in life, you've got another thing coming. And it'll probably be my fist in your face. Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean that you have to take it out on the rest of us.

http://media.www.gwhatchet.com/media/storage/paper332/news/2009/04/01/Snooze/April.Fools.Issue.Exclusive.Rahm.Emanuels.Speech-3687648.shtml

[babylonsister]

1. Bwhahaha! Front page news tomorrow, guaranteed.

:rofl:

[Clio the Leo]

2. There's some kind of wonderful irony.....

.... that Rahm Emanuel came back onto the national scene after the Sopranos went off the air.

We dont have to do without. lol

[AnnieBW]

3. Does Rahm Moonlight

as the Rude Pundit? Has anyone ever seen both of them in the same room?

[PopSixSquish]

4. OMG - Hilarious!

I love it!!!

I need oxygen after reading the rest of the article at the link...

[avaistheone1]

5. Rahm is so genteel.

:rofl:

[firedupdem]

6. Hillarious! n/t

[me b zola]

Err, this is their April's fools edition

April Fools' Issue:
Exclusive: Rahm Emanuel's speech

[me b zola]

7. hiccup