Long lost Kahuna returns to Kaneohe to retire..he spent 12 years with various mountain tribes Borneo

[opihimoimoi]

A Healing Kahuna, he specializes on the Whole rather than the Small....He heals whole villages with skill and wisdom....in doing so...he promotes Team effort....of the good kind

After catching up on things....he offers his assessment of the past 10 years....

"I will attempt diagnoses of Americas Current Predicament using soup analogy.

Bad Cook Syndrome...Bush made Bad National Soup for 8 years in a row...The Soup was so bad people were resorting to Famine Food and Road Kill....the price of Turkey Rectums went as demand grew....

Enter President Obama with a better recipe

After 3 months of cooking soup....them ole Pub cooks still wish to add their old sour spices to the soup....Thus the battle rages with President Obama winning with his new spices over the GOP Cooks and their same ineffective spices...

Obama should kick them outta the kitchen....all of them....they offer nothing new to the soup....only sour hebs...foul tasting too.

Advice: President selected as Head Cook for the Nation....Bush had his ops....in all fairness...so should Obama be given likewise.

The Pubs have activated the TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN ALERT SYSTEM......THEY ARE SPOILING THE SOUP