Sorry, but I just don't trust Barack Obama's dog...

[Bicoastal]

Portuguese Water Dog--with a name like that, how do we know he isn't a closet advocate of European-style socialism?

Is he really qualified to be First Pet? 6 months is not enough time to prepare someone for the White House, and did you know in all that time he never paid any taxes?

Many have suspected links to Acorn--after all, he has been known to chase squirrels--and have you heard of his ties to a convicted leg-humper?

Finally, why has no one seen a copy of Bo's doggie license? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, BO OBAMA?!

Until these questions and doubts have been cleared up, I refuse to address him as "a good boy."

[AnnieBW]

1. Plus, he was raised by a Kennedy

He'll probably drink up all of the booze and hump everything in sight! Not to mention rooting around in Michelle's garden...

[PopSixSquish]

2. I'll Bet You That He Pals Around wtih Terriers

(thanks to Bill M. for that line)

And I'm sure that he will meet with any head of state without preconditions, if only to get them to pet him...

[mix]

17. great line!

I love those dogs, great choice and he looks like a good one!

[SpiralHawk]

3. He's been known to Trickle Down upon Republicon Homelanders...

...who advocate causing America to FAIL by once again dumping on the American people by cutting taxes for rich, fatcat republicons (and their overpaid Propaganda Corps) as the way out of the Bush-Republicon Depression.

[spooky3]

4. and ASU refuses to give him an honorary degree!

[Arugula Latte]

5. Also, what does this dog have against LAND, anyway?

What -- land's not good enough for him? He's an elitist who needs to be on the beach at the Cape or something?

[mopinko]

6. pssst- did you notice that he is also

black!!??!!

[azmouse]

13. OMG! That means

he'll father black puppies! What is this world coming to?!!

[Honeycombe8]

16. He has some white on him, too. I guess his parents were....well, you know. nt

[vaberella]

34. But he does have white patches...that means he's looking down at other black dogs-- Jesse Jackson.

n/t

[Adelante]

35. That dog is not black ENOUGH nt

[dem629]

7. Wow. I wrote something just like that, one line almost word for word. LOL

I wrote about Michelle Bachmann: She wants to know why the Obamas are getting a Portuguese water dog instead of an American dog. "Someone has to find out if this dog has anti-American views," she is quoted as saying. "And if he is anti-American, has anyone in the Obama family called him a 'good boy'? We need to get to the bottom of this." http://jefftompkins.blogspot.com/2009/04/tax-protest-tea-party-faq_12.html

Great minds, and all that....

[PurityOfEssence]

8. The dog is perfect. You hate America.

Communist.

[jenmito]

9. And his "real" name is Charlie. Why is he changing it to Bo? Why is he trying to hide his real

identity?

[DevonRex]

20. Uh oh. Where's the vault copy of his pedigree? I don't trust him til he

produces it.

[TwilightZone]

30. You don't respect Charlie?

[cherish44]

33. Bet he's a tax evader

You know how Obama seems to pick those types...

[panader0]

10. Several Duzys in this thread I'll bet hilarious

[discopants]

11. It's been months ... why can't "Bo" close the deal????

[azmouse]

12. I don't either.

The dog will turn against Pres Obama in just under 3 three months when he discovers that he won't get every chew toy he wants when he wants it.

[azmouse]

14. I also heard the dog is already disappointed in Pres Obama

It had something to do with the dog being taken for a walk but Obama going in the wrong direction.

[DevonRex]

19. I hear he's pissed because Obama hasn't named a National Dog Park OR

a national Feed Your Dog Anything He Wants Day.

[Honeycombe8]

15. That's an elitist dog, I'm sure! I bet it eats arugula. And wind surfs. nt

[Arugula Latte]

21. Portuguese? Hah. He looks French to me.

[Aloha Spirit]

18. Seriously high res photos of Bo available at whitehouse.gov

http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/09/04/12/Meet-Bo-the-First-Dog/

[FloridaJudy]

22. There's something fishy here...

An American dog isn't good enough for the Obamas?

And what's with introducing him on Easter? Why aren't they going to church like every other Good American? This is blatant attempt to steal publicity from Our Lord and Savior!

And that's a black dog! I'll bet he worships Satan!



:sarcasm: <---- Too bad I need this, but I suspect the RW bloggers are already gearing up with similar rants.

[nichomachus]

23. Wow -- another stupid thread mocking people

who are concerned about the way things are going. Cool. We've probably set a record for snark here in the last week alone.

[Bicoastal]

24. You're not very perceptive, are you?

This was a light-hearted laugh at Freepers and "Birthers" who have been writing no end of drivel describing Obama as a inexperienced socialist ACORN Muslim who palls around with terrorists and HE WASN'T EVEN BORN HERE!1!1!11. In no way was it mocking people with legitimate concerns about the administration's policies.

I try to be as open to criticism as I can, but I don't see how anyone could misinterpret this as anything but a slam at the conspiracy-minded denizens of FreeRepublic--unless Obama's DU critics have become wacko Birthers as well.

[TwilightZone]

31. unless Obama's DU critics...

That is not out of the realm of possibility.

[Spazito]

25. Hmmm, what code is the name BO sending???!?!!

We already know Obama speaks in code so BO has to be code for something dastardly I am sure!!11!!11

[CTyankee]

26. I've heard that his type growls. No telling what emotional disorders he has!

Bet he was hospitalized for mental illness at one time and needed shock treatments...

[firedupdem]

27. I don't think that dog is real. Just a prop to hypnotize children. n/t

[Zynx]

28. Portuguese Water Dog? Must be a latent fascist plant by former Salazar loyalists.

After all, Obama is not only a communist, but also a fascist.

[mitchum]

29. I am actually surprised that wingnuts haven't pointed out "Ted Kennedy"and "WATER dog"

But, then again, they are really stupid; it will eventually occur to them

[Yavin4]

32. Has Anyone Checked This Dog's Birth Certificate?

Was this dog born in America? Or, is it an illegal alien dog?

[baldguy]

36. He's not really black either!

Look at him!



He's at least half white!