It's OK that I stole your bicycle

[NJmaverick]

I mean it's not like I stole your car or something.

That is the warped reasoning used by the right wingnuts to try and claim they didn't torture. Apparantly in their rottened putrid brains if they can think of a worse torture, then their torture isn't really torture.

[unpossibles]

1. well, considering they are also the people who think "Clinton did it!"

is an acceptable excuse for something (usually worse) that Bush did, this is not too surprising.

And they call us moral relativists. Then again, they tend to project most of their faults onto us, so even that's not that surprising any more.

[MADem]

3. And he did it with his PENIS, too!!!!!!

That horrible, torturing Clinton PENIS!!!!

Ewwww, the pain, the PAIN!!!!

[RobertSeattle]

2. They steal bikes in Cuba and Iran too - So it's OK to do it here.

Snark.

[Blue Meany]

4. It's just a "policy difference," your are going to prosecute me

for a difference in policy, are you?

[NJmaverick]

8. That's right, you think it's OK, and I think it's stealing

so that means it's just we have a minor policy issue. No reason for you to return the bike or go to jail.

[Towlie]

5. But stealing bicycles works! It's an effective way of acquiring transportation. Therefore it's okay.

[NJmaverick]

6. Good point

[damntexdem]

7. Well, actually, I stole your semi -- but now I call it a bicycle.

Hey, did you leave the keys in that Lexus?