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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:46 PM
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Michael Steele responds to Ensign, Sanford "RNC to hold seminar on masturbation to prevent affairs"

I know, I know, its bad.


But I have this image of him actually saying it, talking about hats and wanking the 'Republican Way'


Since I can't get it out of my head and I can't stop laughing I thought I would infect you with it.
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SunsetDreams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:47 PM
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1. bwhahahahahhaha
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:47 PM
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2. Will it be held at the "Hairy Palms Resort"?
:+
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SunsetDreams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:48 PM
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5. I DEMAND you stop it right now!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOO
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:49 PM
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8. Is that the one...
On "Blind Boy Island?"

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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:54 PM
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13. LOL, damn I ran out of masturbation myth references. nt
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sarah553807 Donating Member (329 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:48 PM
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3. Knowing that fucking idiot
he probably would do something like this
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ObamaKerryDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:48 PM
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4. LMAO!
Though honestly, with Steele, I can't exactly say it would surprise me..:think: :crazy:
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:49 PM
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6. Isn't that immoral?
Oh wait.........
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:49 PM
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7. Beat it, Michael.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:49 PM
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9. "Don't yanky the wanky, the Dong need food"
I'm sorry, it was the first thing that popped into my head after reading your post.



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


ps: From the movie Sixteen Candles.
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VWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:55 PM
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14. What's your name?
Dong.
What's your first name?
Long.
What's your middle name?
Duck.
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DrToast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:51 PM
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10. Paging Joycelyn Elders. nt
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Dr Fate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 04:27 PM
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22.  "maas-terr-bay-shun" n/t
n/t
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:52 PM
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11. Had to open this thread just to be SURE
it was a joke.
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 02:07 PM
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15. and that is what is so funny - with Steele you can't be sure.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 12:46 AM
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28. Me Too !!!
:shrug:
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SunsetDreams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:53 PM
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12. Maybe Dr. Ruth could be the guest speaker
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 02:08 PM
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16. The Big Tent has always been a circle jerk anyway
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 03:31 PM
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17. Fucking laughing my fat azz off!
:rofl:

You truly captured the essence of Steele! :toast:
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 03:34 PM
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18. LOL!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 03:43 PM
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19. That C Street group doesn't seem to be working..
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 04:10 PM
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20. We are official "infected" and LOL
Edited on Wed Jun-24-09 04:12 PM by goclark
Rethugs are just gifts that keep on giving. :bounce:
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 04:51 PM
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23. I live to serve
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Dr Fate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 04:25 PM
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21. Congress is nothing but a big circle jerk as it is. n/t
n/t
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 04:53 PM
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24. It's his job to give the republicans a hand.
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jmondine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 05:29 PM
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25. Although a joke, maybe if they did, they wouldn't be so damn uptight and repressive
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 08:28 PM
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26. For Republicans, masturbation is just like three-putting on the golf course:
They don't really want to ever do it again, but they know it's inevitable.
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 08:54 PM
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27. Will there be demonstrations?
Rush the Hutt has enough viagra for them all..
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 05:01 AM
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29. Rush Limbaugh will lend a hand..........nt
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