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Edited on Fri Jul-24-09 12:24 AM by Wash. state Desk Jet
And I can tell you that nobody knows what went down with exception to those people there at the time. You can make of it what you will but you were not there.
OK so, I bought the place and it had been vacant for a while. After work one night I figured I would look the place over once more myself before moving in. I had to use a flash light to find my key to the door, for some reason or other the key did not work or did not seem to work. One of the neighbors of course called the cops! The neighbors did not know me or who I am ,and I did not know them or who they are !
OK, so I get the damn key to work and I go inside, I use my flash light to find the damn light switch so I can shine some light in the place.,look it over, figure out where my desk will go.
Well now out of nowhere seemingly there are three cops standing in the door entrance, So who the hell are you people I says, and what the hell are ya doing there !We are the police one says and what the hell are you doing here ? ! So the cops start to walk in to the front room, so I says , Jesus Christ ,What the hell is wrong with you people ,you better wipe your damn feet or my wife will kick your God damned ass's from here to hell and back again, what the hell's the matter with you people , fer Christ sake !
OK so the cop with one foot in and one foot out steps back than says , oh yes of course , and wipes his feet on the welcome matt ,than tells the other two to do the same, ! So the first cop comes in and asks, let me ask you what you are doing here, . I said I just bought the place and I am looking it over before we move in over the week end. Can I see some identification says the cop. No problem I says and than promptly fronted my ID. I properly fronted my ID knowing full well it is my citizen obligation to show a law enforcement officer identification upon request,it's just that simple ! Although my first impression was more like, what the hell are you cops doing here ,shouldn't you's be out there catching bad guys , or hanging around donut shops or some such thing !
But being so much smarter than they are of course I would never let on to just what the hell I am thinking ! Pretty smart hua !
So the detective say's we got a report of a break in and entry at this address. So I thought about that and the fact I entered the place with my flash light in hand and of course none of the neighbors know who I am ,and Of course their not so smart either ,but that's the least to be expected. !
OK ,so, I say's no,I bought the place, I offered to go out to the car and get the card of that air head Realtor who of course rather stupidly sold me the house ,but the cop said that will not be necessary ! Those cops were able to validate all of the information rather quickly .And they actually apologized for the intrusion with respects toward my wife!
I than thanked those cops for responding so quickly ,than said, it's good to know we picked a safe neighborhood to buy into ! I mean what the hell, I was there maybe five minutes and the cops show up, ! I'd say them there cop's were pretty damn good !
Now look, if the professor were as smart as we are, he never would have let on to what he was really thinking ! But hay, those that can not do,- teach right ? !!!
Alright now, class dismissed !
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