WTF?: Rush thinks Obama is out to get his penis (seriously)

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

From his Aug. 24, 2009 show:
"RUSH: By the way, leave our penises alone, too! This is getting out of hand. There is a story that some officials in the Obama administration are pushing for circumcision for all boys born in the USA to fight HIV/AIDS. Not that I'm against circumcision, but it's a family's decision. Leave our penises alone, too, Obama!"

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"Ja, We believe in nothing, Limbaugh. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your Johnson"

[Drunken Irishman]

1. Wow, I bet some anti-circumcision DUers will LOVE to have Rush on their side...

[Drunken Irishman]

3. And I just realized Rush is probably not cut. OMFG WHY DID I JUST HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT?

I WILL DIE NOW! AND THAT WILL BE MY FUCKING LAST THOUGHT!

FUCK!

BURN MY EYES OUT AND SCRAPE OUT MY GODDAMN BRAINS.

[question everything]

17. LOL, now I have to wipe my eyes for laughing so hard

This reminds me how Coulter, in 2004, determined that all the Democratic candidates had "Jewish ties' and even Al Sharpton was circumcised. I've often wondered how she knew that.

[LiberalFighter]

22. If that's the case he probably doesn't properly clean it. And why

he has such poor relationships with women.

[Hugabear]

28. He probably has Hannity clean it for him

Which Hannity would gladly do

[Ikonoklast]

35. Will you guys please stop it?!!

I'm blowing snot bubbles here from laughing so hard!

[krispos42]

24. Thanks

[Euromutt]

36. I'm betting they won't

I'm ardently opposed to circumcision, but frankly, I don't want to be on the same side of the issue as Limbaugh on just about anything.

[Adsos Letter]

2. Rush is a penis...with apologies to all self-respecting male genitalia out there.

[zbdent]

4. Rush has an oral fixation on penises ...

he just can't stop talking about penises ...

[old mark]

5. Judging by the prominent cigar Rush seems to enjoy displaying,

penises loom large in Rush's "mind".

Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar, but sometimes it ain't, right Rush?

mark

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Rush, is that a turtleneck you're wearing, or is it your foreskin?

[polichick]

7. It's astounding that a sicko like Rush would have even one listener. nt

[tanyev]

8. That's quite a fixation you have there, Rush.

1/22/09 Limbaugh on Obama: "We are being told that we have to hope he succeeds, that we have to bend over, grab the ankles ... because his father was black"

Calm down, Rush. I am 100% certain that you spend a lot more time thinking about Obama than he spends thinking about you.

[Jennicut]

9. Rush is obsessed...with Obama, sex and penises. Is he trying to tell us something?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. He'd have to find it first. nt

[Clio the Leo]

12. doah ya beat me to it!!!

.... but only because I had to find the walrus pic! no fair! lol

[Clio the Leo]

11. Who could find it!?

.... under all of that blubber.



(actually that's not a good analogy, the walrus is kinda cute)

[Raine1967]

13. That explains this thread in the Health forum:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=222x67944

I called BS on it over there, and now I know where that information came from.

[Ganja Ninja]

14. Don't let your penis get out of hand Rush.

:rofl: Be the master of the house.

[damonm]

15. No worries - couldn't find his w/o a microscope...n/t

[LynnTheDem]

16. Now we'll have dickers to go with the deathers and birthers.

Rightwingnuts; dumbest MFers. EVER.

Fucking hilarious, though.

[question everything]

18. I have to stop reading this thread. Too funny (nt)

[sofa king]

19. You leave your penis alone first, Rush.

And why do you prefer foreign child prostitutes over good old American ones?

[Arkana]

20. This from the guy who coined the term "micropenis".

[formercia]

21. Rush hasn't seen his penis in Decades

unless it was a video or in a mirror.

[struggle4progress]

23. Poor Rush has some definite issues:

... LIMBAUGH: And these American prisoners of war -- have you people noticed who the torturers are? Women! The babes! The babes are meting out the torture ... http://mediamatters.org/research/200405050003

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla., June 27, 2006
Rush Limbaugh Detained With Viagra
Held At Airport After Drug Lacked Prescription; Could See Deal In Prior Case Collapse
By Jarrett Murphy
Rush Limbaugh could see a deal with prosecutors in a long-running prescription fraud case collapse after authorities found a bottle of Viagra in his bag at Palm Beach International Airport. The prescription was not in his name ... http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/06/27/national/main1753947.shtml

Rush Knows His Audience (And He Knows It's Not Women)
... Well, here's a quote from yesterday's show: ... It's a true story. One club in San Francisco, the men had their own exercise room and their own gym and their own sauna, and the women, of course, didn't because women weren't admitted in there. So then the feminazis got in there started demanding their own exercise room and sauna and so forth, and the men had to do it. It became a matter of law. So at this particular club, the men set up the exercise room and the first piece of equipment in it was a vacuum cleaner. Ha, ha! It was. Ha, ha, ha! ...http://rushlimbaughtalk.com/news/rush-knows-his-audience-and-he-knows-its-not-women

Limbaugh: Obama Made Sanford Cheat
Posted on: June 26, 2009 9:16 AM, by Ed Brayton
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009/06/limbaugh_obama_made_sanford_ch.php?utm_source=mostactive&utm_medium=link

[jmondine]

25. Did he really say it was getting, "out of hand"?

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

26. Mission Impossible

[TankLV]

27. pigboy would first need a BIG TWEEZER to FIND the puny shriveled thing...

[K8-EEE]

38. LOL a small tweezer will do....n/t

[BlueStater]

29. I'm beginning to see why this guy can't keep a wife. n/t

[bermudat]

30. what penis?

rush seems to be fixated on penii and bending over. just saying

[Enrique]

31. I want my foreskin back!

[Arugula Latte]

32. Here is the tool for the job: mini scissors

[Blue_Tires]

33. lol at that!

[WinkyDink]

34. He wishes.

[pipi_k]

37. Now why on earth would Obama

want the cocktail weiner that's been superglued to Rush's balls?