how many lies will bush tell during the debates

[onenote]

Can anyone count that high? Seriously though, Bush can and will say anything. You can be sure that the "moderator" won't question anything he says. And if Kerry disputes what Bush says all the time, the debate will degenerate, in the eyes of the undecided, into a "he said/she said" argument that will be a major turn-off. What is the best way for JK to counter what I'm certain will be a litany of BS from Bush?

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[dennis4868]

1. it wont be lies.....

according to our beloved media :-(

[dogman]

2. Basically one.

He will then repeat it over and over in answer to every question.

[cheshire]

3. Have you heard the joke about the St. Peters clocks?

Mother Teresa's never moves
Nixon's is at 6:00pm
And *'s is being used in the office as a fan.
I don't remember the whole thing but you get my point.

[grannylib]

4. It'll be easy to tell. Just count the times he opens his mouth.

Of course, the truth just MIGHT slip out, a la:
"I've never done anything; I'm basically a media creation."
Or:
"Our enemies never stop trying to think of ways to harm our nation and our people, and neither do we."
Or:
"Frankly, I don't know where Osama bin Laden is, and I don't care. It's not a priority."

Those are the only times I can think of when he's been honest.

[MotorCityMan]

8. And don't forget...

"A dictatorship would be easier, as long as I was the dictator"

AND, probably the MOST truthful statement he has ever uttered;

"Who cares what you think?"

[TheFarseer]

5. I make a drinking game out of it

Everytime he lies take a drink. If he lies about farm policy, finish your drink. I would have put in some modifications to include drinking when he says terra or terraist but I'd die of alcohol poisoning. Maybe I can since he'll only be speaking half the time for the debates.

[grace0418]

6. He will just keep repeating

the same shit over and over again about how he had to "defend Amurca from those that hate us because of our freedoms." Gawd I would love to wipe that stupid smirk of his face.

[doni_georgia]

7. Every time he opens his mouth N/T