Time running out for Bush jokes.

[Broca]

Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said, "Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?" The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.

The president said, "Moses!" in a louder voice. The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.

The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to the robed man, asked him, "Am I crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you? The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed..

"Well," said the president, "every time I say his name, he ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!"

Again the president yelled, "Moses!" and again the man ignored him.

The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?"

The man leaned over and whispered back, "Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses. The last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East with no oil.

[dragonlady]

1. Another one

George W. Bush was scheduled to worship at a small Methodist
Church outside Washington, D.C. as part of Karl Rove's campaign
to reverse Bush's rapidly deteriorating approval ratings. A
week before the visit, Rove called on the Methodist Bishop who
was scheduled to preach on the chosen Sunday.

"As you know, Bishop," began Rove, "we've been getting a lot of
bad publicity among Methodists because of the president's
position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly
arrange for Jack Abramoff's friends to make a contribution of
$100,000 to the church if during your sermon you would say
that President Bush is a saint."

The Bishop thought about it for a few minutes, and finally
said, "This parish is in rather desperate need of funds ...
I'll agree to do it."

The following Sunday, Bush pompously showed up for the photo
op, looking especially smug even while attempting to appear
pious.

After making a few announcements, the Bishop began his homily:
"George W. Bush is a petty, vindictive, sanctimonious hypocrite
and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence
weasel with the world's largest chip on his shoulder. He used
every dirty election trick in the book and still lost, but his
toadies in the Supreme Court appointed him. He lied about his
military record in which he used special privilege to avoid
combat, and then had the gall to dress up and pose on an
aircraft carrier before a banner stating "Mission Accomplished."
He invaded a sovereign country for oil and war
profiteering, turning Iraq into a training ground for
terrorists who would destroy our country. He continues to
confuse the American people by insisting on a nonexistent
connection between the horrors of 9/11 and the reason he
started his war in Iraq. He routinely appoints incompetent and
unqualified cronies to high-level federal government positions
and as a result, hundreds and hundreds of Americans died
tragically in New Orleans. He lets corporate polluters despoil
God's creation and doom our planet. He uses fear-mongering to
justify warrantless spying on American citizens, in clear
violation of our Constitution. He is so psychotic and
megalomaniacal that he believes that he was chosen by God. He
is the worst example of a Methodist I have ever personally
known. But compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove and the rest
of the evil fascist bastards in this administration, George W.
Bush is a saint."

:rofl:

[goofticket]

2. Mc Cain is Mc Bush

McBushisms