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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:51 PM
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Something very Important to remember before tomorrow's carnival!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him".

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years,in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the
English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance
of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:52 PM
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1. LOL
hahahah
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:52 PM
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2. Hee Hee
You always (well, usually) bring a smile to my face, BigBear!!!

:D
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greenmutha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:52 PM
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3. LOL! n/t
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:52 PM
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4. Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him".
bah hahahahaha. that is the funniest. gonna share with some firends
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:53 PM
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5. Very cute!! And True as well! n/t
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understandinglife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:54 PM
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6. Brilliant!!! And, the only cure; a dose of THE BUSH OPPOSITION!!!
:evilgrin:
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 01:59 PM
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7. Look at this
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 05:00 PM
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8. kick
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JoMama49 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 05:45 PM
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9. And, a "condi" will not protect you from this STD! Too many
holes in it!
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livvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 06:07 PM
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10. Ooooh....good one!
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zann725 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 06:44 PM
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11. LOL! Thanks...we all needed that!
So little to laugh about these days.
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